Chapter 380 What The Hell, Nutritional Money?
Chapter 380 What The Hell, Nutritional Money?
"It's three mountains now!" Lin Yan said after taking a sip of the Nutritional Express that Nono handed over just now, and then squirted out the milk in his mouth.
"What the hell, nutrition dollars?" Lin Yan looked at the packaging on the drink, and his expression suddenly turned bad.
"Nono, I'll punish you with an exercise book!" Lin Yan said ruthlessly.
"The most ruthless brother's house!" Nuonuo looked sad and happily handed over a copy of her homework.
No, I'm going to blow up that little shop tonight because it's selling fake goods!
"Ouch!" Liu Chuan wiped the saliva on his face and looked at Lin Yan helplessly. He did it on purpose. This guy definitely did it on purpose.
Ever since he was beaten, he had been clearly arranged by Lin Yan. Even the drool on his face was expected by Lin Yan.
He is so despicable!
"Three mountains are three mountains. I'll come back to you for acceptance!" Liu Chuan suppressed the injustice in his heart and walked away.
"Brother Liu, wait!" Lin Yan shouted from behind.
Upon hearing this, the rumor spread even faster, "Whoever is waiting is a fool, I don't believe you!"
boom!
Liu Chuan stepped on a mechanism in Lin Yan's home and was ejected instantly, flying thousands of meters high and disappearing in front of everyone's eyes.
"Lin Yan, I will definitely come back!"
"None of my business!" Lin Yan whistled, indicating that the mechanism was not installed by himself, but was completely designed by Wen Ya's grandfather Wen Buping, specifically for traveling around the world.
It is very convenient to be able to leave China and travel to all parts of the world in one fell swoop.
"Aren't you afraid that he will run away?" Nuonuo's eyes were filled with innocence and worry.
"It doesn't matter. I know where he lives. I heard that she has a younger sister who is in elementary school!" Lin Yan rubbed Nono's head and said without any worry.
",,," Good guy, no wonder you are so confident!
"Beauty Pill!" Lei Ying stretched out his hand and said coldly.
She had just heard that Lin Yan was refining an incredible elixir. It tasted delicious and fragrant, and its appearance was beyond praise. It was very suitable for tasting.
Especially this girl Nuonuo, she has it all, so why doesn’t she?
Moreover, beauty elixir, as the name suggests, should be an elixir that improves appearance, which sounds good!
"Five million a piece, internal price!" Lin Yan said lightly.
"Deduct it from my salary!" Lei Ying still looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, facing the hard steel.
"You spent all your salary to buy dumplings, how can you still get any salary! Forget it, I'll give you one to try!" Lin Yan took out a fifty-cent candy jar. Although it was ordinary on the outside, it was very clean. There were densely packed pink elixirs inside, and the rich aroma made everyone's eyes light up.
"This pill is really good!" Lu Chu praised, "I paid for it, ten pills! I just need this pill to improve my appearance!"
"Nono already has it, no need!" Nono shook his head and said, there was no need to buy it. If you want to eat, just go to Lin Yan's house and get it. There is no pressure at all!
"Woof woof!" Xiao Hei said that he also wanted to become handsome, and the dog barked.
"Woof woof!" Xiaohua didn't know why, so she followed Xiaohei's example and shouted.
"What do you want with this? Go away!" Lin Yan kicked the two dogs far away. Human beings were talking, but animals had nothing to say.
"Bao, don't you want to take one? It's a good thing, it can make you bright and beautiful!" Lin Yan took out a beauty pill and handed it to Wen Ya, saying with a seductive look on his face.
"I'd better forget it!" Wen Ya waved her hand and refused directly, "I'm afraid that Dabao and Erbao will disown me after eating it, and besides, you are not a person who cares about face!"
As he said this, Wen Ya's face turned red and he hesitated.
"Well, I'm really not a person who cares about faces!" Lin Yan's eyes were subtle, "I care more about good luck and believe in fate!"
"Sure enough, he is a man who is not greedy for beauty and can marry!" Miss Nana trembled wildly again, her tail slapping the water.
"I believe this!" Lei Ying gave a rare nod. There were indeed many beautiful women surrounding Lin Yan. He chose Wen Ya alone. Even though he was so good-looking, he never touched or touched him. A chance to beat him up.
"Nono understands this. Yan Yuan means being able to do things that others cannot do. What my brother likes is the big one... Uh-huh."
"Children are ignorant, don't worry about it!" Lin Yan reacted quickly, blocked Nono's mouth, and gave her a silent look, "I'll spare you your homework, don't talk nonsense!"
"What's the big deal?" Everyone looked at each other and expressed their confusion.
"Boom!" One wave has not subsided, and another wave has arisen.
A big hole was punched into the wall by a little loli in a black princess dress. She let out a brief scream to show her weakness. As the wall of Lin Yan's house, it had to endure a lot of pain that it shouldn't have to endure.
"Coco, where do you want to go? If Lin Yan finds out, he will spank you!" Jiuwei followed, his head buzzing.
I originally thought about adopting a cute and cute little sister for me to play with, but who knew that besides being able to discharge electricity, this girl was also very energetic. She kicked a big hole in the wall with just one kick. There was obviously a way, but... Take the usual path.
"Ugh, my wall!" Wen Ya looked ugly when she saw this, knowing that a lot of money was about to leave her. The wall at home was specially made, and few W's could not repair it.
My interest for a few seconds! sad!
"It's you again!" Lin Yan didn't tolerate her when he saw this, and stretched out his hand to release his telekinesis. Coco's body flew towards Lin Yan uncontrollably, with a look of horror on his face.
"Let me go, let me go!"
"This is already the tenth time. You are about to tear down the house!" Lin Yan blew and slapped Lin Keke on the butt. In an instant, the whole yard was filled with the cry of the child.
"Woo!" Lin Keke whimpered, struggling hard to escape from the devil Lin Yan.
"Fortunately, Nono is a good boy!" Nono frowned, feeling very sympathetic to this new friend. Although he didn't say much, it was really satisfying to see others being beaten.
"You see, this is the result of disobedience!" Kyuubi took the opportunity to educate him.
Then he leaned close to Lin Yan's ear and whispered: "That's almost it. Don't break it!"
"Let her follow me. She has a good talent. If she doesn't teach her well, it will be wasted!" Lei Ying knew that this child could still be regarded as his clone, and he had the intention of accepting a disciple. "
"It seems that I have to go talk to my adoptive father about my life ideals!" Lin Yan let go of Lin Keke and threw her into Lei Ying's arms.
"Adopted father?" Wen Ya has never heard of Lin Yan having an adopted father. The person who can be his adopted father should be a highly respected and powerful person. We will see him later.
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The imperial capital is the gathering place for the hermit families. This is a newly built city area by the government to appease these hermit families and the strong men of the sect.
"You have been practicing for most of your life, but you still can't enjoy it?" A bald donkey with golden beads hanging around his neck hugged him from left to right, smiling and drinking glass after glass of red wine, fascinated by the worldly wine and sex.
Her little hand was a little dirty and she put it into the collar of the beautiful woman next to her.
"Master, I'm here only to accompany you with drinks, not to sell my body!" The waitress looked embarrassed and pushed the monk's hand to express that she was not such a person.
"I understand, I understand. I have done enough homework before coming here. It's just more money!" The master was not angry. He took out a handful of bills from his pocket and threw them at the waiter. "Is it enough?" , if it’s not enough, I still have it, I have to enjoy it today!”
"Master, that's not what I meant!" The bartender pulled a face and still disagreed.
"Bastard! I came here to rid the bodies of all the female donors of demons and work hard for justice. I didn't ask you for money, and you still dare to refuse my money! This won't work, and that won't work either. What's your status? What is my status? I am Master Shenxu, an S-class superpower recognized by the government!" The monk's expression changed, and he turned against him faster than flipping through a book. He went up and hit the bartender with a big dick.
But it was empty, and it was pressed on the durian aside.
hiss!
Why is there a durian here? It hurts me so much!
"Boss, where is the boss? Please replace her with someone else. I don't want to see her!"
"Oh, my ancestors!" The bar owner muttered to himself that he was unlucky, and ran over in a hurry, "Master, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's all our fault, Xiao Qin, please don't work here. Now, go home and rest!"
"Why, it was obviously him who touched me!" Xiao Qin looked aggrieved. Do I have to let this fake monk eat tofu and take advantage? He is also called Master Shenxu. I think he is really weak like this. His little hands are dirty just like that. Bah! "
"Fake monk? Kidney deficiency?" Master Shenxu was furious. The supreme Buddha's blessing enveloped his body, and the dark room instantly shone brightly.
"I'm going to let you see if I'm weak today. You all get out and give me a minute. I'm going to give this girl some color to see!" Master Shenxu said angrily.
"One minute?" The boss was stunned for a moment, and then said with a playful smile: "Master, then I won't disturb your enjoyment! Let's go!"
"Boss, I have a boyfriend, please help me!" Xiao Qin was a little scared and quickly asked the boss for help.
"Huh, it's you who caused the trouble. If you don't serve the master well and want to leave, there's no way!" After saying that, the manager threw down a small whip and a plate of chili noodles and walked away, "Don't forget, you are not a good person now." Miss Qin, the Qin family has been annexed by these big guys a long time ago. If you have no support, you have to let others slaughter you!"
boom! The door is closed!
"Hey, actually, you don't have to be afraid. I have profound Buddhist teachings here. Your strength will definitely increase after you learn it!" Master Shenxu said and began to unbutton his belt.
"Oops!" Qin Wu frowned secretly. She originally wanted to come here to find out some information, but she didn't expect to get involved!
Gan!
What a good thing!
After taking a look at the wolf-like master, Qin Wu's heart was filled with disgust.
Quietly she took out a black token from her pants, with the word "Qin Family" engraved on it. Just when she wanted to use it,
"Hey, I can tell at a glance that there is something wrong with you, you are showing your chicken feet!" Master Shenxu had sharp eyes and quick reactions. He took a step forward, easily grabbed Qin Wu's little hand, and took away the black token.
He glanced at it briefly, then crushed it!
"You...what do you want to do?" Qin Wu was a little flustered. Her pants were seen through. She was worthy of being an S-class superpower with venomous eyes.
"Hey, the poor monk has a gift for the benefactor, haha!" As he said that, Master Shenxu rushed forward, wanting to rush into the land of beauty.
"My father will never let you go if you do this!"
"Hey, beauty, the more you resist me, the more excited you become. You can threaten me at will, but I'm not afraid!" Master Shenxu said, "Anyone who can beat me is my friend, and any enemy who can't beat me has been saved by a poor monk. Even if If your father comes, can he still defeat seven S-class superpowers?"
"Fuck, here comes a ruthless character!" Qin Wu was completely speechless. She took advantage of the master's inattention to activate her superpower and use the three-level real fire to help the master get rid of the troubles of the world as soon as possible. Let's grill the chicken to find out!
"Ah~" the master screamed, with a ferocious expression, "bastard, Feng!"
Qin Wu couldn't move her little hand just a little bit on the acupuncture point.
"I'm going to eat you!" Seeing his good brother being burned and smoking, the master's heart was bleeding with pain.
"Bald donkey, bah! I'm afraid I won't be able to use it anymore and I'll become a eunuch!" Qin Wu knew she couldn't escape, so she spit on the master's face.
"Hehe, I lied to you!" The master laughed angrily and took out a Big Return Pill from his pocket.
A big return pill entered his belly, and his health bar instantly returned to full, and his brother came back to life again.
"Even if your throat is broken by screaming today, I won't let you go!" The master smiled cruelly and began to take off Qin Wu's clothes.
"Bang!" Just when Qin Wu didn't know what to do and was feeling anxious, the door of the private room was kicked away and hit the master accurately. The powerful force pushed the master to the wall, unable to buckle it. Come down.
"Aha, look what I found!" I saw a handsome, handsome man walking in, with a smile on his face, a disdain on his face, and an arrogance on his face. He looks like a disciple from a rich family, it doesn’t look like he is acting!
"Finally someone saved me!" Qin Wu breathed a sigh of relief and said that she was quite lucky. Although she was a stranger, it was a wonderful time!
"Boy, where are you from? How dare you?" Master Shenxu kicked open the door, looking a little embarrassed and looking at the man in front of him with an angry look.
"Tch!" The man was ruthless and didn't say much. He took a step forward, picked up the master's collar, then stretched out his fist as big as a bowl and kissed the master's face wildly.
"Looking for death, let me go, it's impossible, why are you so strong... Please spare me, I was wrong!"
The master was very brave at first, but when he found out that no matter how hard he struggled, kicked and punched the man, and dug at the man's hands, he could not escape, he finally realized how insignificant he was.
The look in his eyes confirmed that he was someone he couldn't beat.
"Enough!" The man smiled contemptuously and threw the master to the ground. "Go, give me a cup of tea in the hall!"
The man sat on the sofa, crossed his legs, and ordered lightly.
"Yes! Yes!" Master Shenxu's eyes lit up, knowing that his chance for revenge had come.
I can't beat you alone, but my good brothers are here. Isn't it easy to get back on track?
Thinking of this, the master took the order and left, "Wait for me here, I will be here soon, don't run away!"
"Thank you!" Qin Wu straightened her clothes and bowed to the man, "My name is Qin Wu, Qin Wu's Qin, Qin Wu's Wu, what's your name!"
The man did not respond, but glanced at Qin Wu indifferently. His eyes were clear and translucent, like crystal with no trace of impurities. This made Qin Wu's favorability increase sharply.
Sure enough, there are still good men in the world!
"My name is Su Yan!" The man nodded and introduced himself casually.
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