Chapter 323 My Head Hurts So Much, It Feels Like I’Ve Grown A Brain!
Chapter 323 My Head Hurts So Much, It Feels Like I’Ve Grown A Brain!
Wang Mengmeng's voice did not come out on the phone, but the sound of many dogs barking. The voices were a little excited and trembling, which made Lin Yan a little confused.
"???"
In this situation, Lin Yan just wanted to say, "What are you barking at?"
"I'm in a cave!" Wang Mengmeng looked at the group of dogs who were frantically grabbing the microphone of her mobile phone. She was speechless. The dogs who were so fierce just now went crazy when they heard Lin Yan's voice. Why are they so excited?
What kind of ideological work did Lin Yan do for them? It was like they were brainwashed by injections of chicken blood?
It’s really embarrassing to the monster!
"I probably know where you are!" Lin Yan sat on the sofa, took out his ears, and said calmly, "Stand where you are!"
"Acridine!" Lin Ya hugged Lin Yan tightly with both hands, with an expression that said I would go wherever you go.
"How good! I'll take you there!" Lin Yan rubbed his daughter's head and smiled proudly.
"Small send, teleport!"
【receive! 】
Lin Yan's thoughts moved, and with a fluctuation in the space, a pink portal appeared out of thin air in front of him.
As for why it's pink, you can guess.
"Just pamper her!" Wen Ya pouted. Lin Yan is such a slave to his daughter. He actually changed his portal to pink.
It’s so unreasonable that I don’t even get this kind of treatment!
"Wen Ya, let's go take a look together!" Lin Yan hugged Lin Ya and walked into the portal, and Wen Ya followed.
In the cave,
"Stop licking, stop licking, you're all licking the bare skin!" Wang Mengmengsheng looked helplessly at the group of licking dogs around him. What was going on with these dogs? He was really afraid that they would want to eat them after licking them. Meat.
"Huh?"
The space in the corner fluctuated, gradually forming a portal, and then Wang Mengmeng saw Lin Yan's family of three walking in.
Lin Tianci: Damn, a family of four, a family of four, think about me!
"Is it coming so soon?" Wang Mengmeng murmured in her heart, this teleportation ability is really awesome, it's so convenient.
If you have this ability, wouldn't you be able to go wherever you want in the future?
"Mengmeng!" Wen Ya saw her best friend and ran over with long legs without hesitation.
After the dog on the side saw Lin Yan and Wen Ya, he lay on the ground in perfect agreement and remained motionless.
Therefore, Wen Ya arrived in front of Wang Mengmeng smoothly.
"How are you? They didn't hurt you, did they?" Wen Ya asked while checking Wang Mengmeng's injuries.
"Alas!" Wang Mengmeng took a deep look at Wen Ya, feeling a little disappointed for no reason.
In the past, Wen Ya would usually directly use supernatural powers to possess her body to treat herself.
"Woof!" The middle-aged dog ran to Lin Yan, rolled over and expressed himself hard.
"Giggle!" Lin Ya was also amused and giggled when she saw this scene.
Lin Yan knelt down and rubbed Gouzi's head. Gouzi looked at Lin Yan and Lin Ya quietly with a look of enjoyment on his face and a satisfied expression in his eyes.
"Take it!" Lin Yan took out three spiritual energy pills and threw them into Gouzi's mouth very generously, "This is a reward for you!"
"Woof!" Gouzi finished the meal in one second, still a little unfinished, wagging his tail crazily at Lin Yan.
"Pah!" In this case, Lin Yan had no choice but to reward the dog with its favorite big mouth, and the dog was immediately stunned.
He lay on the ground aggrievedly, not daring to resist.
At this time, the rest of the Thirteen Taibao, whom Lin Yan personally sealed, also came up and sat half-sitting on the ground with their tongues hanging out.
One of the pink dogs opened his mouth and said with tears in his eyes, "Master, you are finally back!"
"..." Wang Mengmeng complained helplessly. The monster had turned into a spirit and was talking even before it transformed!
"Well, nothing happened recently!" Lin Yan nodded and looked at Xiaofen with a very satisfied look on his face.
He can speak before he is even B level, and his talent is indeed extraordinary.
You deserve to be the thirteen Taibao you carefully selected for yourself!
"Master Sang, the spiritual grass in my hometown has grown, why don't you go and take a look?" Xiaofen said cautiously with a pious look on her face.
These dogs were called by Lin Yan to guard the spiritual spring and the spiritual grass.
In the past few months, Lin Yan came here several times a month to harvest spiritual grass. After harvesting the spiritual grass, he would reward everyone with a bunch of delicious food and spiritual energy pills.
However, Lin Yan has been coming here less and less recently. The spiritual grass here has long been mature, but no one is picking it.
Everyone thought that Lin Yan had abandoned them.
They didn't dare to eat. If the owner came over and saw that the quantity was small, he would treat everyone to a big mouthful.
After the pink dog finished speaking, the other dogs all showed incomprehensible expressions, their eyes full of expectation.
"Hug!" Lin Ya was born with a unique feeling for small animals, and could sensitively feel the mood of monsters and animals.
After noticing their somewhat lonely mood, he quickly opened his little hands to comfort them.
"Okay!" Sensing what his daughter Lin Ya was thinking, Lin Yan put Lin Ya on the pink dog's back, "You two can play together, and I'll go take a look at the spiritual grass!"
After saying that, Lin Yan stood up and walked out of the cave. The other dogs glanced at Lin Ya and followed him, wagging their tails.
Along the way, these canine monsters were playing and jumping around, and seemed to be in a good mood.
Soon we arrived at Lingquan,
Lin Yan looked around. Well, it was very clean. Not to mention other kinds of monsters, there weren't even flies or mosquitoes. The security was very good.
"There are so many spiritual herbs!" Lin Yan sighed. This was his birthplace. Without the support of the spiritual herbs that were rapidly bred in the spiritual spring, he would not be able to sell the beauty pills and longevity pills so smoothly.
Now, the monsters in the northwest have also learned to grow, and I have no shortage of spiritual herbs. This place has gradually been forgotten by me.
"Thank you for your hard work!" Lin Yan sighed, knelt down and patted the heads of these dogs.
When it was the middle-parted dog's turn, Lin Yan couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, "Good guy, who taught you to have such long hair!"
With a snap, Lin Yan subconsciously gave it a big mouth.
? ? ? The middle-parted dog was confused, why should he be the big-mouthed one when everyone else is like melons and jujubes? It's not fair!
Seeing that it was not satisfied, Lin Yan slapped it again.
? ? ? The dog is confused again,
However, after looking at the golden tiles behind Lin Yan, the dog still followed his heart and smiled as harmlessly as a Shiba Inu.
"I happen to be free, let me refine the elixir for you!" Lin Yan sat down cross-legged, "Oh, I almost forgot, the Bagua furnace is still in use in the northwest!"
Many dogs lay down and waited for Lin Yan quietly.
"Forget it, today, I will let you try what is a real handmade elixir, a real musty smell!" Lin Yan nodded, randomly found a stove from his pocket and placed it on the ground.
"Xiao Nian, help me get these spiritual grasses here!"
【receive! 】With the fluctuation of the surrounding spiritual power, the spiritual grass was harvested mercilessly one after another, and quickly fell neatly beside Lin Yan.
"As for the beast core..." Lin Yan looked at the dogs around him and showed a sweet smile.
"Woof!" Many dogs seemed to understand Lin Yan's words and stepped back in unison.
Just kidding, don’t retreat and wait for death!
"Woof (Master, use this)" At this time, the dog boss with a blindfold wagging his tail came over with a hell dog in his mouth. He threw it mercilessly in front of Lin Yan, then lay down on the ground and closed his eyes. Wait for praise.
Cerberus: Thank you!
The Cerberus dared not speak out in anger. After all, he couldn't even defeat the dog with the middle head. There were twelve others as strong as it. Even if a dog gave him a mouth, he would be dead in the grass.
"Cerberus?" Lin Yan was stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized that this C-level hellhound was not the one he bought from the auction house.
"Woof." The hellhound looked at the human in front of him and subconsciously clamped his tail, not daring to move, and showed a healing smile like a Shiba Inu.
"Come on, the other dogs' expressions are not inappropriate at all. Your smile is so ugly!" Lin Yan complained, giving the Cerberus a big mouth.
"I have my own beast core!" As he said that, Lin Yan took out a handful of low-level beast cores out of thin air, took out one and threw it into the stove, then found some spiritual grass and threw it into the stove.
The furnace is suspended in the air, spinning at high speed in the air under the influence of telekinesis.
"The divine fire of light! Now!" Lin Yan snapped his fingers, and a ball of sacred white flame burst out from his fingertips and jumped under the stove like popping candy.
What a superb alchemy technique!
There was a flash of approval in the eyes of many dogs. If they had thumbs, they would deserve a thumbs up.
"Phew, I'm so tired!" After doing this, Lin Yan slowly lay down in the grass.
【. . . Alas, Master, is there a possibility that I am manipulating the alchemy! 】Xiao Nian gave a wry smile, she wasn't sure whether Lin Yan could make alchemy, but she definitely could!
So lazy!
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"Mengmeng, how is your health?" Wen Ya released her powers and transformed from a kitten state back into a young girl. She shook Wang Mengmeng's shoulders and asked with concern.
"Pfft! I'm fine!" Wang Mengmeng rolled her eyes at Wen Ya. This girl is so strong. Did she offend her? Shaking myself like this, my brain was almost shaken to pieces.
"Mengmeng, there's something wrong with your face. Why is it so ugly? You must have internal injuries!" Wen Ya said with worry in her eyes.
Helpless, Wang Mengmeng clapped Wen Ya's hand, "Okay, it's okay now!"
"???" Wen Ya was stunned for a moment, and then she seemed to understand something.
Damn it, the clown is actually me!
"I didn't expect you, a girl born in the year of the ox, to be so strong!" Wang Mengmeng joked to ease the embarrassment.
"Don't say that to me!" Wen Ya was a little embarrassed, her face flushed.
"Wen Ya, thank you. After your treatment, I feel much better. If it weren't for the unevenness here, I would do somersaults for you to show my hands."
"Mengmeng, you're welcome!" Wen Ya smiled stupidly and couldn't help but remind: "The road outside is flat!"
"???" Wang Mengmeng was a little surprised. This girl had been hanging out with Lin Yan for a long time, and she was indeed different. This was not the Wenya she remembered!
"By the way, Wen Ya, why is your healing effect so much stronger?" Wang Mengmeng sighed.
Wen Ya's superpower is really a heifer flying on a plane. It's so awesome. It was already strong, but now it's even stronger.
When I met Wen Ya before, I just felt something different. Now that I tried it, it was a completely different ability.
A strong group!
"Right, right? Now, I am a C-level superpower. I'm pretty awesome. If you get injured in the future, come to me and I'll help you heal it!"
How can this silly girl talk to people like this!
Alas, Wang Mengmeng suddenly caught a glimpse of the baby on the pink dog's body out of the corner of her eye.
Yes, not a lolita, but a baby.
Wang Mengmeng can still tell the difference clearly!
After taking a breath of cold air, Wang Mengmeng pointed and asked curiously: "That child is..."
"Child?" Wen Ya blinked, looked towards Lin Ya, straightened her chest, and said very proudly, "Xiaoya, come here and get to know your godmother."
Godmother?
Wang Mengmeng's brain immediately shut down, and she stretched out ten fingers and began to count.
No, not right, so wrong!
It has only been a few months since I brought Wen Ya and Lin Yan together, and Wen Ya and Lin Yan only met in June during the college entrance examination. It is only February next year. Where did this child come from!
Picked up? Probably so. After all, Wen Ya likes children the most, so maybe Lin Yan can conjure one for her.
As for two, that's impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Drive!" Lin Ya sat on the dog's back and pointed in Wen Ya's direction. The dog under her took steps very considerately.
It was very satisfied with this little girl and subconsciously wanted to obey her orders, unable to resist at all.
"Mom?" Lin Ya opened her arms and was caught firmly by Wen Ya, "Here, Mengmeng, take a good look, my daughter, kiss her!"
"No, my head hurts so much, it seems like I've grown a brain!" Wang Mengmeng patted her head and looked at the little baby in front of her whose head was completely blank.
After being stunned for a moment, Wang Mengmeng's cheek was touched by Lin Ya's little hand, and then she accepted the fact.
Well, I already know where Lin Yan and Wen Ya have progressed!
"It's too fast!" Wang Mengmeng rubbed Lin Ya and sighed again.
"Well, it's indeed a bit fast!" Wen Ya nodded. It's normal for Mengmeng not to understand. After all, Lin Yan's time weapon is indeed beyond common sense. In the eyes of others, he gave birth to two children in one day. It can be said that his life is extremely streamlined. Version.
Until now, I haven’t told my parents or brother, I don’t know what to say!
boom!
Just as Wang Mengmeng was about to say something, she heard explosions outside. The violent vibration made Wang Mengmeng think there was an earthquake in the secret realm.
"This is?"
"This is a furnace that's going to explode!" Wen Ya licked her lips, with excitement flashing in the corners of her eyes, and said with certainty, "Come with me quickly, Lin Yan is definitely going to explode, I'm going to laugh at him!"
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"Hey, why did the furnace explode?" Lin Yan stood up and checked the alchemy furnace, doubting his life while doing so.
"This shouldn't be the case. I should be able to refine spiritual energy pills. I demonstrated it in front of Wen Ya before, so why did it explode today?"
The dogs lying on the side were lying on the ground, scratching their ears with their paws. The sound of the furnace explosion just now almost scared them out of their wits!
"No problem!" Lin Yan looked up and down the alchemy furnace. This furnace was borrowed from the Alchemist Association of Imperial University. It has a high level!
"Damn it, you actually used me to refine spiritual energy pills! I can't bear this anger!" At this moment, a very cruel lolita sound came from Lin Yan's mind.
Bright divine fire?
Well, I seem to know what the problem is. It turns out that it is a fire problem!
"System, your bright divine fire is not very good at all. If you don't obey me, what's the use of her!"
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