Chapter 290 I Heard That You Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?
Chapter 290 I Heard That You Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?
"Everyone, please be patient!" Lu Chu waved his sleeves and started his performance.
In any case, this elder brother helped himself.
I originally wanted to ask someone to take care of the business, but now I don’t need it, there is a ready-made one!
"Resurrection, I am so miserable!" Lu Chu's body exuded a sacred light, shining on Zhang San's body.
The next moment, under everyone's surprised eyes, Zhang San slowly sat up.
"Live, live, damn!"
"What a miracle!"
"This is definitely a fake show, rnm will refund your money!"
"You bastard, I can't afford to offend you. You won't even let me die, but I want to die in front of you!" Zhang San cooperated very much, took out a small pistol from his pocket, and pointed it at himself. His forehead bounced a few times, and then his body fell down again under the confused gazes of everyone.
"Ah, is this acting too? I feel like I'm trying too hard!"
"There's something really wrong!" The elder brother who was closest touched the white and red ones on his face and smelled them.
"It might be true!"
Everyone swallowed their saliva and slowly looked at Lu Chu.
"You must be dead now!"
"If he can still wake up, I will do a live broadcast of standing on my head and eating shit. It's really delicious!" A passerby with a strong taste took off his hat and vowed.
"Pull it down, the brain is stuck on my face. If this thing can be resurrected, I will use my head as a ball for you to kick, and I will live broadcast it!" Another passerby who didn't know whether to live or die said wildly.
"Holy shit, is he still a good person?" Lu Chu pinched his butt, feeling full of strength.
Is this the blessing of healing and resurrecting good people?
Lu Chu felt that his power level had directly broken through to a small level, returning to the sixth level of F level.
are you happy? I am very happy that I have seen the dawn of dawn and can quickly improve my strength!
I have made progress!
"Get started! Look at me!" Lu Chu's eyes were like a jackal, looking at this fool who was judged as a good person by his supernatural powers.
Saving once is still saving, saving twice is still saving. Maybe he can get generous rewards again through resurrection.
This wool will turn white if it is not peeled off!
Thinking of this, Lu Chu came to Zhang San's body, rubbed his brows, calmed down for a moment, and then activated his superpower again.
"Holy shit, this guy started releasing golden light again!" The audience on the side looked excited and decisively picked up their mobile phones and started recording.
The remaining spiritual energy in Lu Chu's body turned into brilliant golden light, covering Zhang San's body like a thin layer of gauze mist.
"Resurrection, you strange pervert!" Lu Chu murmured slightly, as if he had exhausted all his strength and looked weak.
This time, there was really not a drop left.
"Ah, it feels so uncomfortable!" Lu Chu's face looked bitter under the mask, and he felt uncomfortable all over.
"Is this okay? There doesn't seem to be any reaction!" The melon-eaters looked at Zhang San quietly, a little disappointed.
If you could really resurrect others, that would be awesome.
"The Hall of Rebirth, it seems, is for reincarnation, not resurrection!" A pale old man stroked his beard and sighed.
At this moment, Zhang San slowly grasped the palm of his hand, and finally extended a middle finger!
This was his last bit of stubbornness.
"Look, look, he's moving, that person doesn't seem to be dead!"
"What are you thinking about? How could this not be possible... Oh, damn!"
The mood of the melon-eaters was like riding a roller coaster, with ups and downs.
"Is this paradise?" Zhang San rubbed his eyes and looked around.
Um?
"Damn it, why am I alive again?" This time, Zhang San's face was full of horror.
He silently looked at the pistol in his hand and fell into deep thought.
This unscientific!
Lu Chu glanced at Zhang San and panted: "Brother, I want to apologize to you. Don't kill yourself this time. I have no spiritual energy at all now. If you die again, I will be more than willing but not able to do so." ! How about you come back tomorrow, and I’ll scold you again, as you should?”
Lu Chu felt his body, and it seemed that his strength had become stronger. This blessing seemed to significantly increase his strength.
The power of this heart of life is so powerful and perverted!
However, you have to find a good person to resurrect, which has pros and cons!
"Am I coming tomorrow?" Zhang San blinked, a little confused, "You think I'm stupid!"
"Eh!" Everyone exclaimed, having played themselves to death twice. What if they weren't fools?
"Brother, how do you feel?" At this time, a curious melon-eater put his face plate up and asked seriously.
It is the first case in the world to be able to resurrect and express one's feelings after death. With a little publicity and hype, isn't that a perfect code for wealth?
I will definitely write a short essay online after I go back, and it will definitely get a lot of hits!
"How do you feel?" Zhang San shook his head, "I always feel like something is missing in my head!"
The melon-eater looked at the white and yellow ones on his clothes and fell into deep thought. He felt right, there was indeed something missing.
It's a fucking miracle that this person can be resurrected!
"Young man, our Tianmen and the Great Hermit Sect welcome you to join us. Do you want to consider it?"
"Gungungun, Laiwopaishangpai, we have many beautiful Ah Piao here, don't worry about no one to accompany you at night!"
"Boy, I've fallen in love with you!" At this moment, a rich woman with a height of 150cm and a weight of 250cm came up, grabbed Lu Chu's collar, and said domineeringly, "I have money, I will give you 100 yuan a month. Wan, guarantee the rest of your life and lower body!"
Lu Chu looked at the lady, silently lowered his face, and couldn't help but said bluntly: "I'm sorry, I'm not a beta, and I don't want to drive a tank!"
Especially for someone with this body type, it’s really hard to endure!
"Humph, I am the woman you will never get in your life!" The rich woman threw down a wad of money and left angrily.
"Huh, it's best not to get it!" Lu Chu stuck out his tongue and said carefully.
Of course, these are all easy to talk about, but naturally there are also some that are hard to talk about.
Some anxious, even ill-intentioned high-level superpowers detected that Lu Chu's aura was very weak, and directly chose to take action.
A resurrected superpower is so weak. Isn't this a mobile money printing machine?
Tie it back and make good use of it, you can make a lot of money.
"Boy, come with me!" A thunderous voice seemed to be in front of him. Lu Chu looked up and saw a big golden hand descending from the sky and grabbing him.
"Damn it, don't you talk about martial ethics?" Lu Chu cursed secretly, "It's too babyish!"
But that's okay!
"Shock!" A mountain-like roar rolled in like a wave. All humans who heard this roar covered their ears and confirmed that the voice was a big shot.
The big hand in the sky was directly shattered by this sudden roar, turning into pure spiritual energy and floating towards the distance.
"Hmph! I'll spare you now, but next time you go see God!" After finishing this task at Qingyou Pharmacy, Li Ming picked up the broom and started cleaning.
"Brother Liming, please clean up this place again!"
"Okay, right away!" Liming nodded quickly after hearing Xiao La's instructions.
"Poor Tom!" Lu Chu glanced at Li Ming briefly. Well, he is a bit strong, but why is he a licking dog?
"Come back in the evening. Our store can only resurrect three people a day. It has been resurrected twice now. There is one more chance. First come, first served!"
"If you charge a fee, you only need three Longevity Pills for one resurrection. Don't miss this opportunity, it will never come back!" After Lu Chu finished speaking, he walked into the room.
"Come on, come on, we're here to sign up!" At this time, Lu Renjia walked out just in time and started soliciting business.
As one of Lin Yan's first younger brothers, he has always been forgotten by Lin Yan, and his sense of existence is extremely low.
Fortunately, this time the boss thought of himself and rewarded the brothers with a bite of food.
This allowed me to work as a security guard at a small shop in the imperial capital after school.
Some people may say that there is no future as a security guard!
snort! Lu Renjia sneered.
There is indeed no future, but there is money to be made!
If you help attract business by yourself, you can get one thousandth of the commission every day. If you round up, that's tens of thousands.
This is not a security guard, it is clearly the security guard in Wang Wei Shili.
"Three longevity pills?" The crowd looked at the Youth Drug Store next door and then at the Hall of Rebirth.
These two stores can't be the same, right?
"Can longevity pills be used?" Someone asked in a worried mood.
The prices of longevity pills and longevity pills are very different. If you can use longevity pills instead, that's it. . . Very save money!
"Okay, I'll only resurrect your lower body!" Lu Renjia retorted.
Ah this. . .
Everyone twitched their mouths and only resurrected the lower body. Isn't that still in a dead state?
"Here I go, I'll pay the deposit first! Take the three longevity pills!" Someone looked excited and paid directly.
"Look at what I'm doing, no, no, no, there's no one who can't get three longevity pills!"
"How dare you be so arrogant even if you have money? Beat him!" Everyone couldn't bear to see people showing off their wealth, so they picked up the guy and started firing at that person like crazy.
You can’t afford to offend Youth Drugstore, but you can’t afford to offend a passerby?
Half a minute later, the man who paid the bill blew on the stains on his body and said, "Che, you are a foodie and you love to play, no, no, no, no one wants to save face even if you can't beat him!"
There is no one who can fight!
"S-level!" Everyone who fell to the ground howled like marmots in their hearts. Nana, no wonder they are so arrogant. It turns out he is a real boss!
"Okay, it's up to you. Send the dead people here before dark, and my brother will resurrect them for you. If you don't come, it's yours!" Lu Renjia mustered up the courage to say.
He thought that this was probably the moment he was closest to death.
This money doesn’t seem to be easy to make!
As soon as I came up, I was faced with such a powerful customer, and I felt panicked!
"What if there is no rescue?" The man stared at Lu Renjia and asked with interest.
"Yes, yes, what if I can't be saved?" People lying on the ground also stuck their heads out and asked.
"Needless to say, I will naturally return it to you!"
"It's a deal!"
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"There is an old saying in China, Wei Junjie is a blind man. I don't know if these instruments of torture can pry open your mouth!" Lin Yan crossed his legs, sat on the bench, and leisurely drank a cup of enlightenment tea without being poked by the needle!
"Lin Yan, it's you!" The three people in front of Lin Yan originally looked like they would rather die than surrender, but when they saw Lin Yan, they immediately gritted their teeth, as if they were the enemies who killed their father.
Sure enough, there is a problem!
Lin Yan looked strange. It was obviously his first time meeting these three stupid young men, but they looked like this. If they said it was no problem, that would be weird.
"Ghost, get on the instrument of torture!"
The ghost pushed out a small car, which was piled with various instruments of torture. The three unlucky guys in front of them, all tied up, turned pale with fright, but they didn't give in.
It can be seen that these are tough guys.
"Let's be the first one!" Lin Yan looked at the young man named Yan Xiu, opened his mouth and asked, "Is your name Yan Xiu?"
"Why do you call me Master Xiu? I tell you, even if you beat me to death today, I won't even frown!" Yan Xiu's eyes were firm and he wanted to bite Lin Yan a few times.
"You have the guts!" Lin Yan frowned, "Then I won't hit you!"
"I heard that you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Lin Yan said silently.
At this time, Yan Xiu had sweat on his face, "You..., what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing, Jie Jie Jie!" Lin Yan had a malicious look on his face, "Get a pen and paper!"
"Master, give it!" Gui Mei looked at Lin Yan silently. She finally knew why Lin Yan asked her to find a unique hermit genius.
Of these three people, one has obsessive-compulsive disorder, one has advanced mysophobia, and the other has poor sleep and can't fall asleep no matter what, but will drive him crazy when watching others sleep.
"Look!" Lin Yan picked up the pen and drew a circle on the paper, but it was not connected.
Then he silently put down his pen and looked at Yan Xiu with a smile.
"Connect quickly, connect quickly!" Yan Xiu tried to close his eyes, but couldn't. He could only watch Lin Yan draw pictures.
Not only is it ugly, but it's also asymmetrical, which is a nightmare for him with obsessive-compulsive disorder!
"Tell me, who is the god?" Lin Yan asked when he saw that the time was right.
"I don't know, I don't know!" Yan Xiu paused with a look of pain on his face.
"I do not know it is true or not?"
Lin Yan picked up the pen again and drew another half of the face based on the circle just now. Well, only half of it.
"Master, the orangutan you painted is so great!" The ghost opened his eyes and told lies, praising Lin Yan.
"..." Lin Yan wanted to say that it belonged to a human being, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it!
Lin Yan silently deducted Gui Mei's salary in his heart, and looked at Yan Xiu again.
"Spare me, I really don't know. God told us to be careful about you and not to mess with you for the time being. There's also that pharmacy!"
"Careful about me?" Lin Yan was stunned for a moment, oh shit, am I so powerful?
"Ghost, pull him down to check Nono's calligraphy. After that girl finishes writing a book, let this guy go!" Lin Yan clapped his hands and announced Yan Xiu's ending.
"Calligraphy?" Yan Xiu felt a little confused, but forget it, it should be better than painting in front of him!
Gui Mei didn't think so, and silently sympathized with Yan Xiu. This guy was so pitiful. If Lin Yan's painting could be regarded as a difficult mode, then Nono's calligraphy could be said to be a nightmare level of difficulty.
That word is so ugly that it makes those who hear it cry and those who see it feel sad.
"Your name is Lu Chuxue?" Lin Yan asked leisurely as he looked at the ordinary-looking woman in front of him.
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