Chapter 93 Tang Monk Who Can’T Run Because He Is Too Fat 【Subscription】
Chapter 93 Tang Monk Who Can’T Run Because He Is Too Fat 【Subscription】
"You guys...……………………………… Slow down, I…………………… I can't walk anymore!"
After walking on the road for a while, Tang Seng became depressed. Because he was pampered during this period of time, he gained a lot of weight, so walking was very difficult, and the calluses on his feet disappeared, and now there are only a few blisters instead.
And the other three were also chatting in front, and they ignored him at all, which made Tang Seng feel uncomfortable.
At this moment, Tang Seng also felt a little regretful. He ran too fast at that time. He should have asked Tianpeng to borrow a horse from Gaolaozhuang, but because he walked in a hurry, he forgot. Go back, otherwise it won't be fun to be reprimanded by Guanyin, this time he is really guilty.
"I'm talking about monk, you said that you know you need to learn Buddhist scriptures and walk mountain roads, but you still eat so much, but I also admire you, you can eat so much fat even after eating vegetarian dishes, you are really amazing!"
Tianpeng said mockingly, this guy is really a talent, but Tianpeng's words are also deliberately making fun of, this kind of food is not only eating meat to make you fat, most of the things Tang Seng ate during this period of time are rice meal.
Although the food is vegetarian, the rice will also make you fat, not necessarily meat, and the meals on the canopy are full of oil and water, all of which are vegetable oils, so Tang Seng eats a lot of oil.
This has led to the current Tang Seng being so fat that he can hardly walk.
"I didn't think about it either, this period of time was so comfortable that I almost forgot to learn the scriptures!"
Tang Seng said that he would not admit that he wanted to be lazy, but he did not expect to enjoy it for a period of time, but in the end it was always him who suffered, which is sad.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
After hearing this, Tianpeng couldn't help laughing. This is a real person. He doubted what was in Lingshan's mind. How could he send such an unreliable guy to learn from the scriptures? I think I am also drunk.
A few days later, the group came to the next catastrophe location. In the original book, Sun Wukong's eyes were blinded by the wind and sand blown by the yellow wind monster. The sand blown by the yellow wind monster is not an ordinary thing.
Otherwise, Sun Wukong's piercing eyes trained in Samadhi real fire in the original book are not vegetarians, and the ones used by others are also spiritual treasures.
So Sun Wukong finally had to go to the Western Bodhisattva for help. Most of the monsters along the way were released from Lingshan and the Heavenly Court. At that time, the Heavenly Court and the West did not regard human beings as human beings at all, but as ants. .
Not to mention too much, let’s just say that there are lions and elephants in Dapeng. The Dapeng opens its mouth to hundreds of thousands of people, swallowing a city and it’s gone, and the description of Shituoling is also full of corpses. .
And these three guys were all deliberately released from Lingshan, just to complete the so-called eighty-one catastrophes. This study seems to be for the common people in the world, but this is a bloody road of flesh and blood. piled up of flesh and blood.
But it’s okay now, the orthodox human race doesn’t have to worry so much, the only thing to worry about is those human races that can be created, although they look similar to normal human races, they are not regular human races, unless they are recognized by the human race Getting the luck of the human race, but not the blessing of the human race, has nothing to do with the human race.
Those great powers also discovered that they were useless after creating this race, and then discarded them, leaving these people to fend for themselves. Some of them died directly, but some of them survived tenaciously and became the people on the road to the West. victim of.
This time they also encountered the Yellow Wind Monster. The Yellow Wind Monster is just a rookie monster. What is really powerful is the spirit treasure in his hand. When encountering the Yellow Wind Monster, Tang Seng ran straight away. The speed was not too high. Hurry up, you can't tell that this is a mortal, and you can't tell that this is a fat man.
"Good guy, you run really fast......... Well, pretend I didn't say it!"
Tianpeng, who originally wanted to complain, found that although Tang Seng's outburst was strong, he began to pant after running for tens of meters, and he couldn't run anymore. He was a little bit dumbfounded, and this guy was timid.
Now that he can't even run, the canopy is really unimaginable. Without them, what would Tang Seng do? I'm afraid he doesn't know how he died.
In fact, Tang Seng is also complaining secretly in his heart now. Normally, he runs very fast.
But from Gao Laozhuang to the present, because he is too fat and has blisters on his feet, he can't run fast at all, and he is also very tired. Just now, he was eager to survive, so he ran fast. In the blink of an eye, Once it explodes, it won't work.
"Forget it, I'm going to deal with this yellow wind monster, you should watch him a bit!"
Little Bailong was at a loss for words, and rushed towards the Yellow Wind Monster who was still blowing in the wind. After a face-to-face encounter, the Yellow Wind Monster didn't even have time to react, so he was directly killed.
Now it’s not the original book. In the original book, Sun Wukong still needs to invite the Bodhisattva, but now he doesn’t need it. Now it’s enough for the little white dragon to move. The three of them are all at the level of Da Luo Jinxian, and their extreme combat power can fight the quasi-sage.
The strength of this yellow wind monster is average, that is, the spirit treasure is better, so it has no combat power at all against the little white dragon.
This made the Bodhisattva who was already on standby shake his head helplessly. The script is not set like this at all. He felt that Lingshan was unnecessary. As long as these three extreme combat powers can fight the existence of the quasi-sage, he needs a Taiyi Jinxian to come Help? Don't be ridiculous.
So he didn't bother to make a move, so he just went back. As for the spirit treasure, it wasn't much better, and it wasn't (okay) his, so he didn't bother to care about it. He could only talk about this calculation, Westerners are so stupid.
I didn't figure out what was going on at all, I just knew that I was blindly implementing the previous plan. The current scripture learning team is not the previous scripture learning team.
The Yellow Wind Monster was killed, and finally the Lingbao was taken away by the canopy. This guy is greedy, so he took this thing away with the thought that no matter how small a mosquito is, it was meat.
Why is Daoist Duobao known as Duobao? In addition to his body, it is because he has the idea that no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, so he has many magic weapons in his hand.
He also knows that even if he doesn't use it, someone will use it in the future. Maybe someone will use it when he finds an apprentice? And can he exchange it for something?
The current canopy thinks the same way, this guy is really greedy for money.
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