As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 462: Mind Broken

Lazy Kitten: Morning, everyone. Another day of slacking off!Machete Girl: Luo Luo, is there any day you're *not* slacking off?

Lazy Kitten: I wasn't slacking yesterday or the day before, I was chasing a criminal! And guess what? When we found the perpetrator, they'd already been eaten! So brutal!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The criminal was eaten?

Lazy Kitten: Yeah. Lately, there have been these monsters attacking people around here, so we were investigating the source. Turns out the source was a big spotted rat, and when we found it, only half of its body was left.

Doujin Artist: A rat that can injure people must be pretty big, right? And whatever caught it must be really powerful.

Lazy Kitten: I thought so too. Plus, the zoo nearby said they lost a tiger. I'm wondering if the tiger came over here.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh, wow. The zoo staff were so careless! How could they lose a tiger? That thing would be so dangerous if it got out on the streets!

Soul Society's Villain: Dangerous? Luo Li, don't you have quite a few mutated beasts stronger than a tiger around? They'd be more dangerous.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh, yeah, I guess you're right. Compared to mutated beasts, a tiger really isn't that big of a deal.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Maybe this tiger is also a mutated beast.

Lazy Kitten: Pfft, it couldn't be that extreme, could it? There are certainly a lot of mutated beasts in this world, but they shouldn't be *that* common.

Qi Luoli, who had just sent the message, suddenly saw a large head flash by a nearby wall.

A tiger?

With her eyesight, she could see it very clearly. It was indeed a tiger. But strangely, the tiger vanished without a trace in an instant.

Did it run off?

The little kitten furrowed her brow, a very human gesture, and trotted over on her short legs. But before she reached the spot, she suddenly saw the tiger miraculously reappear again.

Seriously, this thing can turn invisible?!

The little kitten froze, feeling utterly out of sorts. But even so, she seized the moment, took photos, and sent them to the group chat.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh my, did sister Mochou call it?

Doujin Artist: The world is full of wonders. You have invisible tigers, and we have flying frogs. Looking at it this way, our worlds have bright futures.

Machete Girl: What kind of bright future are you talking about? Normal people would definitely not consider this "bright"!

This is an Actor: I've got monkeys that breathe fire here. Should I put on a show for you?

Doujin Artist: That's different, completely different! Your world is a proper magic world, ours is a world of mutations! In terms of level, your world is higher than ours.

This is an Actor: I wouldn't say that. Yours is also a world of swords and magic.

Doujin Artist: What? Are you making things up? My world is clearly a story about everyday romance, called "Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend"! And this "boring girlfriend" is going to run for prime minister in two months!

Machete Girl: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Really?

Lazy Kitten: Prime minister? What is that, Megumi running for prime minister? It's gone completely off the rails!

Curly-haired Guy: It's been off the rails for a long time. It didn't just start now. Ever since that day when Akire Ryouya tried to rush into the school for his computer, the Saekano in my heart died completely!

Doujin Artist: Damn, are you reviewing a movie here? Pay attention to the point of my message, the point is that my world was originally about everyday romance! It has nothing to do with some other world of swords and magic!

This is an Actor: If it really had nothing to do with it, your two girlfriends shouldn't have halos of invaders above their heads.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right! I didn't even notice that. Claire doesn't have a halo above her head, does she? If that's the case, doesn't that mean she's from the same universe and world as you?

Doujin Artist: ...Is it really that far-fetched?

Eriri's gaze flickered to Ashley's head in front of her. Indeed, besides the green baseball cap she was wearing, there was nothing.

But why does she like that color of hat?

Eriri then started to ponder this question. After interacting for a few days, she had established a good friendship with both sisters.

This noble lady, as she had suspected, was not truly evil. And compared to her sister, she was more socially aware. However, the two sisters were indeed from the same family; both were foodies.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: According to that logic, Miss Eriri's world and her two girlfriends are in the same universe dimension. That's why they aren't invaders.

Curly-haired Guy: Isn't that already obvious? Why are you repeating it? Are you stupid?

Lin Fengjiao: Mr. Gin, I think Rati is just tidying up the narrative for us. You shouldn't start cursing at people so readily. It's not good. Very not good.

Curly-haired Guy: You need to understand something. I'm not cursing at all! This guy is a complete King Kong!

Machete Girl: Gin-san, are you telling a cold joke? It's so cold!

Doujin Artist: Wait, wait! You guys, hold on a second! What the hell do you mean by "girlfriends"? What girlfriends? I didn't even read the messages carefully, how did I suddenly get two girlfriends?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Eriri-chan, don't deny it. It doesn't matter, we won't discriminate against you for it! We'll just laugh, hahahaha!

Doujin Artist: Shut up, you harem queen! What right do you have to laugh at me? Besides, our relationship isn't anything like boyfriend and girlfriend!

Soul Society's Villain: We all know that. Female friends, right?

Doujin Artist: No way! Don't twist my words! That's enough, really! I'm straight, I like guys!

Amegakure Village's Angel: That sounds familiar. I think I've heard someone say that before.

Machete Girl: Ruiko-chan always emphasizes that, but the reality is heading in the opposite direction.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ??? Hey, what do you mean "opposite direction"?!

Doujin Artist: Well, that's because you've already built an unbeatable harem, hahahaha!

This is an Actor: You're still able to laugh, Eriri. It seems you haven't realized the seriousness of the situation yet.

Doujin Artist: Huh?

This is an Actor: Since you are in the same universe dimension, it means that to complete your world's mission... you'll have to conquer that other world.

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