The Most Random System

Chapter 1074 - 483: Good Summary, But Don’t Do It Again Next Time

You helpful big brother... why does that sound more like a bad thing?Question: Now Lin Li’s friend has a real dad and an uncle, so is the real dad the real dad or the uncle, and is the uncle actually the uncle or the real dad?

In short, this well-meaning neighbor with the supposed last name Wang successfully made Wu Lifeng, who firmly believed "distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors," begin to waver.

At least distant relatives are far away from your wife too.

"Sister Xuan and Miao Miao are here."

Yet before Wu Lifeng could obsessively quip about this issue, Yu Guang spotted new arrivals at the hall entrance and said to Lin Li.

A woman holding a young boy’s hand.

Locking eyes with Lin Li as he turned around, the woman smiled and waved, then swiftly changed her expression and lowered her head to speak to the boy.

Qin Xuan, the eldest daughter on the side of the little aunt, is half a year older than Fang Qihuo, the eldest among the juniors. As for the little kid she’s holding, he’s not her son, but her younger brother, born late to her parents, nicknamed Miao Miao.

Actually, Qin Xuan has another sister, but she is away at university and did not return for New Year’s Day.

Qin Xuan sat next to Lin Li with Miao Miao.

When seeing Qin Xuan sit down, still scolding and even hitting Miao Miao, Lin Li curiously asked, "Sister Xuan, what’s up with Miao Miao?"

"Indeed, hitting kids isn’t really good." Wu Lifeng nodded in agreement.

Qin Xuan didn’t answer directly but asked Lin Li, "Lin Li, Lifeng, do either of you have snacks?"

"I don’t, oops."

"Oh, I actually do." Lin Li reached into his pocket and produced a piece of candy, handing it to Qin Xuan.

"Lin Li, give it to Miao Miao."

"Miao Miao, this is for you." Lin Li said as instructed.

Miao Miao, in a state of sobbing, accepted the candy, slightly curbing his crying.

Qin Xuan gazed at her brother, who could somewhat be considered her son, and said, "Miao Miao, your brother gave you something, what do you say?"

Miao Miao looked up sincerely at Lin Li and said, "Brother, do you have more?"

Lin Li, Wu Lifeng: "O.o?"

Qin Xuan: "I just talked to you for ages and you didn’t listen at all, did you!!"

"You say thank you!!"

Miao Miao looked up sincerely at Lin Li and said, "Thank you, do you have more?"

Qin Xuan took a deep breath, then laughed.

She placed her bag on the chair, pulled Miao Miao outside, and coldly said as she turned back, "I’ll handle the unfortunate family privately."

"Sometimes hitting kids is necessary." Wu Lifeng changed his opinion naturally.

Lin Li held a different view, slightly frowning: "This isn’t unfortunate; I think this kid has a promising future, quite lucky."

Wu Lifeng, upon hearing this, gave Lin Li a deep look, wondering if the latter might be akin to Miao Miao when grown up.

Objectively, Wu Lifeng thought Lin Li’s assessment was too subjective.

In such moments, it’s better to have the victim Wu Min comment than let the offender act as judge.

After some casual chit-chat, Lin Li opened his phone group chat.

But at this hour, folks were either at school or on the way there, so the gaming group had no new messages.

Instead, a bunch of apps started popping up last year’s annual reports.

Take a look, see what the new annual reports are about this year.

"Morning check-in: June 13 at 04:37, you’re awake, a beautiful new day begins with you watching ’how to quickly find and kill the damned mosquito in the room.’"

"A day of exploding curiosity: March 17, you stayed up late. At 03:46, you were searching ’the human limit for pulling out a giant gold python,’ sailing the sea of knowledge."

"February 27, you slept very late until 01:46 when ’Major Source Pharmacy’ delivered products like glycerol suppository 20ml/per bag in your hand. This drug must have been helpful to you~ Next, we will try harder to take care of you."

Lin Li: "☉_☉"

Forget it, stop looking.

No need.

It’s actually rude to keep looking.

Out of the corner of his eye, Lin Li noticed Wu Lifeng beside him, uncertain if he’d noticed Lin Li was checking his annual report, but he was now looking at his own.

Glanced at it.

"Your most frequent note left on Meituan was, ’Boss, we have several dogs at home, if there are extra duck butts, please send a few.’"

Lin Li frowned slightly, finding the situation not simple: "Bro, do you keep dogs at home? Since when? Isn’t uncle allergic?"

Wu Lifeng’s finger twitched slightly, then silently pressed the home button. After waiting a second, he calmly looked at Lin Li:

"That’s none of your business; it’s family matter, Lin Li, you’re just my cousin, don’t cross the line."

Lin Li’s expression turned calm too, but after a moment, couldn’t help but genuinely inquire, "Are duck butts tasty?"

Wu Lifeng: "If there’s no poop, they are fragrant, eat too much and they’ll be greasy."

"Is there a high probability of poop?"

"Very low, but not nonexistent."

"Is poop tasty?"

"Not tasty."

"Got it, cousin, thanks."

"No problem, cous."

The atmosphere seemed ordinary, both were calm and expressionless even deliberately so, until Wu Lifeng couldn’t hold back and waved his hand, deciding to change the subject:

"Don’t look at those annual reports; were they ever me, to make a report, writing whatever, thinking you know me well. Let’s play games to pass the time. Lin Li, what have you been playing lately?"

"Games, recently actually not much, only join when friends call and need more players, mostly PC games, mobile games... well, occasionally join their farming apps when they ask." Lin Li shrugged.

Games can’t compare to the fun of cultivation, chat, or the internet stone.