landbeastnovel Chapter 45 I think you don't have a sore butt, you have an itchy butt!
Chapter 45 I think you don't have a sore butt, you have an itchy butt!
The so-called "ten families" refers to ten mysterious families with special "skills".
Crossing the calamity, hiding in the shadows, playing with shadows, controlling fate, continuing the lamp, punishing the spirits, judging life, controlling ghosts, refining poison, framing someone.
Each of them is elusive, rarely revealing their presence in the secular world.
They cannot be judged simply as good or evil.
For example, the Chen family, which specializes in "resolving" and pacifying disasters.
For example, the Wang family, specializing in curses and killings, severing lifelines!
They are skilled at using dark magic spells to sever the "lifeline" of their targets.
Or they may create various "accidental" deaths that seem like coincidences but are actually inevitable.
And at this moment, this thing on the beam is undoubtedly the work of the King of Death!
This vicious method involves taking the purulent sputum from a severely consumptive patient and wrapping it in talisman paper.
Hidden in a secluded spot where the target usually stays, and then catalyzed day and night with a "trigger talisman".
Within seven days, the target will contract a similar illness, but the pulse will be strange and difficult to cure with medicine, until the patient is exhausted and dies.
Lu Yuan didn't care what business entanglements the Wang family of Duanming had with Aunt Qiao'er.
But harming people is unacceptable!
Harming Aunt Qiao'er is absolutely unacceptable!
Lu Yuan didn't care about whether it was ten families or not; he was just impressed by the reputation.
But whatever you do, don't let Lu Yuan catch you!
Ghosts harm people; they are evil spirits.
People who harm each other are beasts!
Lu Yuan gazed at the materialized images of the "sick fetus" and the "illness-inducing talisman" in the Bagua bronze mirror.
The most urgent task is to remove the "fetus"!
This thing is extremely filthy and must never be touched directly with your hands.
Lu Yuan was prepared and took out a pair of long-handled, intaglio-patterned tweezers carved from lightning-struck peach wood from the box.
Then he took out a ceramic jar with its inner wall coated with a thick layer of quicklime.
Hold the tweezers in your left hand and use your right hand to perform the "Fire Separation Technique," pressing lightly against the tweezers.
He muttered the "Purifying Heaven and Earth Mantra" under his breath:
"Heaven and earth, in their natural order, disperse all impurities..."
Before the incantation was finished, the tip of the tweezers had already touched the dark green mass of energy!
"Sizzle—!"
A crisp sound, like a red-hot iron being plunged into cold water.
The gas cloud contracted and churned violently, emitting a faint, mournful cry, like an old man's last gasp before death!
The lightning pattern on the tweezers suddenly lit up with a faint light, gripping the blood-soaked talisman at the core of the energy cluster.
With a flick of his wrist, Lu Yuan swiftly lifted it and precisely dropped it into the quicklime jar.
"seal up!"
He slapped a "Yellow Talisman for Suppressing Evil" onto the mouth of the jar with his other hand.
A hissing sound of corrosion immediately came from inside the can.
Accompanied by more frequent, tooth-grinding, tiny hisses, but soon fell completely silent.
The dark green, sickly aura on the beam lost its core and, like rootless duckweed, began to drift haphazardly throughout the house.
Although the sick fetus was removed, the illness had long been intertwined with Zhao Qiao'er's blood and qi.
Lu Yuan dared not delay and immediately brought seven small oil lamps, arranging them around Zhao Qiao'er's bed in the order of the Big Dipper.
The lamp oil was also of extraordinary quality; it was pine resin collected during the winter solstice, mixed with willow leaf dew from the Qingming Festival.
Lu Yuan took Aunt Qiao'er's soft, boneless hand in his.
"Hmm~"
Aunt Qiao let out a soft, charming gasp.
Lu Yuan remained unfazed, pricked her middle finger, and squeezed out three drops of her blood to drip into the lamp oil.
"Seven Star Lamps of Destiny" - Complete!
The lamp was lit, and the flame's core was a deep, ethereal blue.
Lu Yuan stood outside the lantern array, his feet treading the steps of Yu, and he shook the "Awakening of Insects Bell" in his hand.
The bell's sound was no longer crisp, but deep and solemn, like spring thunder rolling deep underground.
With each step he took, he recited a "Breaking the Spell" towards the lingering illness in the air:
"The curse of feeding disease has already been violated; the talisman that invites illness must be destroyed!"
"Using your illness as a pretext, you will repay that matchmaker; using your illness as a pretext, you will reverse your fate!"
As the incantation was chanted, the gray-green sickness seemed to be grasped by an invisible hand.
Strands of it were forcibly drawn into the seven eerie blue flames!
The lamplight swallowed the sickness, its color changing from blue to green, and the flames flickered wildly.
Next comes the most crucial and dangerous step.
Remove the root of the disease that invaded Zhao Qiao'er's body, and connect it through the common origin of the "sick fetus"!
Reverse its influence, trace it back to its source, and turn it against the caster!
Lu Yuan finally understood.
From the little devil in Ningyuan Town to the current "illness causing illness," the Wang family is determined to kill Aunt Qiao'er.
I can't stay in Fengtian City every day.
We must dig out these beasts hiding in the gutter and deal with them once and for all!
However, this final step requires a basin of "midnight well water" that has just been drawn from a deep well and has never seen the light of day.
The hour of Zi (子时) is from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m.
It's only afternoon now, we can only wait.
Lu Yuan moved a stool and sat down next to the soft couch.
He turned to look at Zhao Qiao'er, who was lying flat on the soft couch.
From the moment Zhao Qiao'er saw Lu Yuan enter the room, her captivating eyes never left him.
Those alluring eyes held a deep, captivating quality, as if they had so much to say.
However, because Lu Yuan had told him not to speak earlier, he was now holding back.
Then, Lu Yuan pointed two fingers at Aunt Qiao'er's sexy collarbone and said:
"You can speak and move, but you cannot step off the soft cushion or leave the fixed-soul circle."
After saying that, Lu Yuan took out the old man's yellowed handwritten book, preparing to study the methods of the Wang family of the Death-Severing Kings again.
He only read most of the two-day journey. The contents were disjointed and haphazard, lacking any coherence, which gave him a headache.
Especially with the old man's terrible handwriting, it's absolutely awful!
"Good boy~"
A voice, soft and mellow, gently rang in my ears.
"Auntie's hand hurts~"
"Why don't you blow on it for your auntie?"
Aunt Qiao'er's coquettish tone is truly captivating to the core.
Especially when such a sexy and beautiful mature woman speaks to you with such an alluring look.
If an ordinary person heard this, they would probably be turned into a small, frying yellow croaker on the spot.
It crumbles and crumbles at the slightest touch.
Even for a seasoned veteran like Lu Yuan, who's a complete novice with a 3.0TB full battery, this is impressive.
Faced with this perfectly ripe peach, so exquisite it seemed like it could drip honey with just a pinch, I was somewhat tempted.
After all, those scenes in "Little White Bird" were all acting, and they weren't directed at you.
Moreover, her appearance is far inferior to that of Aunt Qiao'er.
But now, this incredibly sexy and mature woman is right in front of you, acting all coquettish.
After all, Lu Yuan was only a high school student.
Suddenly, a thought popped into Lu Yuan's mind.
Zhao Qiao'er...is she really a virgin?
The old man must be seeing things wrong!
She's so good at flirting!
Before he could think further, a pair of slender, fair hands, painted with bright red nail polish, were already offered to him.
The bloodstain on his middle finger, where he had pierced it, was particularly eye-catching.
Whether Zhao Qiao'er was a virgin or not, we'll discuss that later.
But anyway, Lu Yuan really is...
Lu Yuan was momentarily at a loss for words, so he could only force a straight face, look down at his nose, and pretend not to care.
"It won't hurt in a bit."
As soon as she finished speaking, Aunt Qiao'er immediately began to whine and coo in an incredibly charming and coquettish tone:
"Good boy~~"
"Please take care of your auntie~"
"Auntie's bottom still hurts~"
Her eyes were alluring, and her voice was so soft and sweet it could melt your heart.
"You'd better hit me less next time~"
Lu Yuan: "..."
Lu Yuan was at a loss for words when a clear, cold female voice suddenly came from the doorway, carrying undisguised sarcasm:
"I don't think your ass hurts, it's just that your anus is itchy, and you want my good nephew to give it a little nudge!"