landbeastnovel Chapter 154 The Golden Throne Turns into a Toilet? Emperor: What Does Face Matter!
Chapter 154 The Golden Throne Turns into a Toilet? Emperor: What Does Face Matter!
Di Jun shrugged.
"That big, golden-haired guy said I was an outsider."
"They are incredibly powerful and want me to stay and help guard this star field."
"I figured I couldn't go back anytime soon anyway."
"We need to find a place to stay first, right?"
"So, I reluctantly agreed."
"Naturally, he became the city lord here."
"The cyber monks who have taken over this star system."
The story of Di Jun is finished.
Dijiang and Lu Ya were stunned.
Although it seems outrageous, I also think that Di Jun's move was really awesome.
However, Zhao Gongming was standing to the side.
At this moment, he was completely dumbfounded, his eyes wide open.
My brain felt like it had been hit by a nuclear explosion equivalent to 10,000 tons of TNT!
"The Law of Combat, Khorne?!"
"Filth, plague, and filth?!"
"The law of desire, lust?!"
"Cause and effect, a strange twist?!"
Zhao Gongming gasped.
I feel like my scalp is about to explode.
"And that big guy who's glowing with golden light and calls himself the Human Emperor?!"
"An emperor?!"
Zhao Gongming let out a heart-wrenching, frantic roar in his heart.
"Wow, these four rules... they look so familiar!"
"Cultivation Warhammer? What the hell does Hammer Master have to do with this?!"
"This alternate world is actually a modified version of Warhammer 40, a cultivation-themed game?!"
On a giant warship in the Cyber Immortal Cultivation Starfield.
Looking at Zhao Gongming's expression, which showed that his entire worldview had been shattered.
Di Jun thought he was shocked by his own achievements in this world.
He calmly adjusted his golden armor.
He waved his hand and said in a tone that suggested he was used to big events.
"Nephew, there's no need to be so surprised."
"Since you have just arrived, I, as the host, will take charge of this place."
"I should take you to meet the real people in charge of this world."
"The human leader of this world."
"His name... is Emperor."
Upon hearing this name...
Zhao Gongming's eyes were already wide open.
At this moment, his eyes were wide open, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.
"An emperor?!"
"The Warp, the Four Great Evil Gods, Khorne, Nurgle, and Slaanesh?"
"Holy crap, it actually matches up perfectly!"
"This is absolutely a modified version of Warhammer 40, a Xianxia (cultivation/immortal cultivation) game!"
"They didn't even bother to change their names?!"
Just as Zhao Gongming was internally roaring with rage.
Di Jun had already taken one out of his pocket.
A golden token shimmering with intricate mechanical patterns.
He infused a wisp of magical power into it.
The token instantly emitted a golden beam of light that shot straight into the depths of the universe.
It conveyed a certain message.
Only a moment later.
hum!
The void of the universe before everyone.
Suddenly, it was forcibly torn apart by a sacred and vast power!
A blinding golden light that was impossible to look at directly.
Like a supernova explosion, it poured out from the spatial rift.
Immediately following, a figure clad in magnificent and heavy golden power armor appeared.
The divine armor was engraved with immortal cultivation array patterns.
Her hair was a full head of dazzling blonde.
A towering man wielding a massive sword engulfed in flames.
He slowly stepped out from the golden light.
His aura was as deep and boundless as the ocean.
He was also at the peak of the Quasi-Saint realm!
Moreover, unlike the tyranny of those four evil gods.
On this emperor.
It exudes a kind and loving aura.
It seemed to possess a warm aura that could encompass the entire human race.
"Fellow Daoist Di Jun, you were looking for me?"
The emperor's voice was as loud and clear as a great bell as soon as he opened his mouth.
It exudes boundless majesty and compassion.
However, when the emperor's gaze swept over Di Jun...
When it landed on Zhao Gongming and Dijiang beside them.
His face was as perfect as a god's.
A look of shock immediately appeared on his face.
"hiss!"
The emperor's pupils contracted slightly, and a storm raged in his heart.
"That bald, big guy is amazing."
"The physical strength and spatial laws contained within the body."
"It's like a human-shaped black hole, as if it could destroy a planet with a single punch!"
"And that young man who seems to be only at the early stage of Quasi-Saint."
"His inner strength is unfathomable."
"It even made me feel a deadly threat from the depths of my soul!"
"Where did Fellow Daoist Di Jun find such an unparalleled expert?!"
Looking at the emperor's shocked expression.
Di Jun was very pleased and enthusiastically stepped forward to introduce them.
"Come, come, Your Majesty, let me introduce you."
"This is Dijiang, the chief of the twelve ancestral witches of our primordial world, the Ancestral Witch of Space!"
"Don't let his thug-like appearance fool you, he's a real fighter!"
"This is Zhao Gongming's nephew, a top disciple of the Jie Sect and the greatest weapon-refining master in the primordial world!"
"The magic weapons that made my four old rivals flee in terror were all his doing!"
Upon hearing this, the emperor's eyes instantly lit up like two-thousand-watt searchlights!
He even abandoned the dignity befitting a ruler of humanity.
He rushed straight to Zhao Gongming.
He gripped Zhao Gongming's hands tightly with both of his own.
He spoke with fervor, even a touch of shamelessness.
"So it's you, young friend Zhao! I've heard so much about you, your name is legendary!"
"To be honest, I've long coveted Fellow Daoist Dijun's few magical treasures that are so irresistible!"
"Today I have the honor of meeting you in person, young friend. I am quite shameless."
"I'd also like to ask you for a magical artifact!"
"As long as you're willing to help, name your price!"
Looking at this emperor who was later revered as a god by countless fans.
Even if this world is a bit strange, it's a complete cultivation version.
But that doesn't diminish the greatness of this universal ruler.
At this moment, he was actually grabbing my hand like an old man begging for favors.
Zhao Gongming's lips twitched slightly.
However, he maintained the professionalism expected of an arms dealer and calmly stated...
"No problem, no problem, these are minor issues."
"However, you have to tell me."
"Where do you intend to use this magical artifact? What are your specific needs?"
Upon hearing this, the emperor sighed heavily.
A deep weariness and helplessness were visible on his handsome face.
He pointed to the depths of the void and began to pour out his grievances.
"Young friend, you are unaware of something."
"In our world, there are four nasty evil gods."
"They are born from the negative emotions of all living beings, and are immortal."
"However, they live in a strange dimension called the subspace."
"Because of the limitations imposed by the Heavenly Dao rules of this world."
"They generally cannot easily step into our normal material world."
"but!"
The emperor said through gritted teeth.
"At the center of this universe."
"There's a huge gap in space!"
"Those four evil gods entered through this gap."
"They continuously supply their power, demonic energy, and minions."
"Send them into the normal world to corrupt my people!"
"I've been stationed there year-round, and I'm utterly exhausted!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming instantly snapped out of his daze and slapped his thigh.
"I understand. You want me to forge a magical artifact to plug this gap!"
"Even if we can't completely block them, we have to put a seal on them."
"To severely restrict them, making it impossible for them to easily interfere with the real world, right?"
The emperor nodded excitedly.
"That's exactly what I meant!"
"Young friend, you are truly exceptionally intelligent; you grasp things immediately!"
"That's easy."
Zhao Gongming skillfully extended his right hand and rubbed his fingers together.
"Same as always, bring me the rare and precious herbs."
The emperor was also a straightforward person.
He took one directly from his personal storage space.
It emanates pure psionic energy fluctuations.
The subspace radiant gold crystal core seemed capable of suppressing all illusions.
[Ding! High-level refining material detected: Subspace Radiant Gold Crystal Core]
[Rating: Excellent]
[Matching Solution: Capable of crafting magical artifacts for absolute sealing/suppression/space repair]
"All done!"
Zhao Gongming took the materials.
They directly unleashed the Nine Dragon Cauldron on the deck of the warship.
The Samadhi True Fire and the Six Ding Divine Fire intertwined, and the furnace was opened on the spot.
Time passes little by little.
Under the expectant gaze of the Emperor and the curious gaze of Dijiang.
boom!
The lid of the Nine Dragons Cauldron was lifted and flew away.
A dazzling golden light, almost blinding everyone's titanium alloy eyes, shot into the sky.
Next up was a piece with a casual, down-to-earth design.
Even a magical artifact with a touch of ceramic glaze.
It landed steadily on the deck.
That was... a glittering gold toilet!
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
[Magic Item Name: Golden Toilet]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attributes: Absolute Blocking, One-Click Flushing!]
[Effect: Placing it in any spatial gap or array flaw will generate a conceptual-level sealing power!]
[By sealing the gap completely, isolating it from all subspace energy and the spying of evil gods, it can be called the strongest plug in the universe!]
[Side effect: Severe constipation - go all out!]
[Restriction: During the activation of this magical artifact, the user must remove their pants and sit properly on the toilet!]
[Facial expression management: You must appear to be severely constipated!]
His face was flushed red, even turning purple, veins bulging on his forehead, his whole body straining, and he was making painful groans as he strained!
When Zhao Gongming explained the effects and side effects of this magical artifact.
He told the emperor everything exactly as it was told.
This great human leader was completely dumbfounded.
He stared blankly at the glittering toilet.
He then looked at the magnificent golden power armor he was wearing.
"Holy crap?!"
The emperor's perfect face contorted instantly, and his voice trembled.
"Young friend Zhao...you call this a magic weapon?!"
"Is this really some kind of legitimate magic weapon?!"
"I, the supreme ruler of mankind, will suppress the evil god."
"You have to take your pants off, sit on the toilet, and pretend to be constipated?!"
"What about my magnificent image?!"
Faced with the emperor's devastating questioning.
Zhao Gongming stood with his hands behind his back, then calmly spread them out.
They unleashed their tried-and-true energy conservation deception.
"Senior Emperor, you're mistaken about that."
"If only I could forge legitimate magical artifacts."
"Could any legitimate magic weapon possess such heaven-defying power, ignoring the four peak-level quasi-saint evil gods?"
"Heaven's justice is impartial; for every gain, there is a loss!"
"You want to seal away the four evil gods and preserve your universe."
"Isn't it reasonable to pay a price in terms of image?"
"That makes perfect sense!"
The emperor's features were contorted in pain.
My mind was in turmoil, a fierce internal struggle.
"Oh shit……"
"Although it sounds outrageous."
"But...it seems like what you said doesn't really make a problem?"
"As long as it can keep those four disgusting things out of sight."
"Fine, I'll just sit on the toilet then!"
The emperor gritted his teeth and made a firm decision.
"I'll try!"
He directly brought out the gleaming gold toilet.
It was thrown into that hidden subspace rift deep in the universe.
Then, under the extremely shocked and suppressed laughter of Di Jun, Di Jiang, Lu Ya and others.
The emperor removed his lower body armor.
He plopped down on the toilet.
hum!
Conceptual-level laws activated!
The emperor's face instantly turned bright red, then purplish-red.
He gripped the edge of the toilet tightly with both hands.
Veins bulged on his forehead, and his muscles were taut all over.
He let out a muffled groan of pain and effort.
"Um!"
A miracle happened!
As the emperor strained like he was constipated.
The toilet burst forth with endless golden light.
They actually managed to completely seal that massive rift in the subspace!
The evil god's demonic energy that was constantly seeping in was instantly and completely blocked!
Even as the four evil gods roared madly in the subspace.
They attempted to open up other entrances and exits.
However, their control over the normal world has absolutely plummeted!
I experienced this incredible, immediate effect.
An emperor sitting on the toilet, his face flushed purple.
His eyes blazed with a fervent and excited light.
"It's done! It really is done!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"What does face or dignity matter as long as I can protect my people?!"
"From today onwards, this toilet is my golden throne!"
Watching the emperor sitting on the toilet, laughing hysterically, completely oblivious to the social death he was in.
Dijiang, who was carrying a stretcher nearby, suddenly brightened up.
Looking at the glittering gold toilet seat.
The emperor, his face flushed purple with suppressed anger, showed no concern for his image.
In Dijiang's large, bell-like eyes.
It instantly ignited the fervent light of meeting a lifelong friend!
"Good brother!"
Dijiang roared excitedly and charged straight forward.
He grabbed the Emperor's thick arm, which was clad in golden power armor.
He looked her up and down and exclaimed in admiration.
"That's what I think too!"
"Who cares about saving face if we can just kill them!"
"And bro, you're in pretty good shape!"
"Those muscles, that build—he's clearly a tough, manly guy who can take on any challenge!"
"He's even more robust than our great shaman!"
The emperor was still trying his best to seal the breach.
But hearing Dijiang's candid praise, he was filled with pride.
He is inherently a human supremacist.
A battle maniac who would sacrifice everything for the continuation of his race.
Iron will and madness flow through their veins.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The emperor laughed loudly as he exerted himself.
"Brother Dijiang, your temperament is just to my liking!"
"Like a high mountain and flowing water, we've found a kindred spirit!"
Dijiang slapped his thigh.
"Yes, it's a pity we didn't meet sooner!"
"We must become sworn brothers today!"
"Alright, let's become sworn brothers!"
Thus, under the dumbfounded gazes of Zhao Gongming, Lu Ya, and the others...
One was standing, and the other was sitting on the toilet.
Two quasi-saints at the peak of their primordial state, overlords of another world.
They did it right in front of the entire army.
They chopped off a chicken's head, burned yellow paper, and immediately became sworn brothers!
"I don't want to be born in the same year, same month, same day!"
"I just want to be born on the same day, month, and year, so I don't have to be shameless!"
Di Jun stood not far away.
They formed a sworn brotherhood by looking at this horrible toilet.
I couldn't help but cover my nose.
He complained with a look of disgust.
"A divine horse gallops amidst towering mountains and flowing water, finding a kindred spirit..."
"This is clearly a case of a lowly, stagnant pond finding a kindred spirit!"
"Two shameless brutes put together, they're a perfect match!"