landbeastnovel Chapter 120 Oh my gosh! Li Jing: My son's gone mad?! Oh my gosh!
Chapter 120 Oh my gosh! Li Jing: My son's gone mad?! Oh my gosh!
Looking at the three hot potatoes he was holding.
The three Li brothers looked utterly bewildered.
Zhao Gongming's lips curled into a cunning smile.
He turned to look at Li Jing, who was still complaining about whether this was a legitimate magic weapon.
"General Li."
Zhao Gongming suggested with a smile.
As the saying goes, practice makes perfect.
"Is this magic weapon legitimate or powerful?"
"Just reading the instructions isn't enough; you need to practice with someone."
"I think you're at the Golden Immortal realm, General Li."
"Moreover, he was taught by the great rogue cultivator, Daoist Ran Deng, so his foundation is quite solid."
"How about... we let these three little ones have it?"
"Shall I use you to test the power of this magical artifact?"
Upon hearing this, Li Jing immediately straightened his chest.
He waved his hand excitedly and confidently.
"Oh, Immortal, that's a wonderful suggestion!"
"I, Li Jing, am at least a dignified Golden Immortal."
"He was invincible in Chen Tang Pass!"
"Those three are just children who have just entered the Celestial Immortal realm."
"Even if you have a magical artifact, what use would it be?"
"Come, come, let your father see what you're capable of!"
Zhao Gongming chuckled and held up one finger, adding.
"General Li is straightforward!"
"But there's a premise: for the sake of fairness, the big can't bully the small."
"I must use my supernatural powers to temporarily suppress your cultivation level to the early stage of the Celestial Immortal realm."
"How about reaching the same level as them?"
Li Jing agreed without hesitation.
His face showed complete indifference.
"Sure, sure, suppression it is!"
"My three unfilial sons, do you think they would kill me?"
"I'm their biological father!"
Upon hearing this, the three Great Golden Immortals standing to the side, Cihang, Manjushri, and Taiyi, reacted immediately.
A strange smile immediately appeared on his face.
The way they looked at Li Jing.
It was filled with excitement and anticipation.
There was even a hint of... mourning.
"Amitabha Buddha... General Li, you are a good father."
Li Jing keenly noticed the gazes of the three immortals.
My heart skipped a beat.
A very bad premonition welled up inside me.
"strangeness……"
"Why are the immortals looking at me like I'm a dead man?"
"This magical artifact... could it really be fatal?"
Before Li Jing could think it through...
Zhao Gongming had already flicked his fingers.
A beam of celestial light entered Li Jing's body.
In an instant, his cultivation level was suppressed to the Celestial Immortal realm.
"Alright, all ready!"
Zhao Gongming took two steps back, took out the top-grade image-recording stone, and shouted.
"Jin Zha, as the eldest brother, you go first!"
Jin Zha took a deep breath.
Looking at the Curry shoes in his hand, he gritted his teeth.
"Father, please forgive me!"
Swish!
Jinzha changed into his sneakers and strode to the center of the lobby.
Li Jing stood ready, adopting a defensive posture, and thought to himself.
"Come on, let me see just how much power these shoes can generate!"
However, Jinzha did not rush over to kick him.
Instead, he suddenly spread his legs apart and placed his fists on either side of his cheeks.
She struck a cute goodnight pose.
Immediately afterwards, Jinzha's hips began to twist wildly.
He loudly sang that shameful war song.
"La la la la la la la~~"
"Kurri Kurri Kurri!"
"This is our Curry, the Curry with unparalleled skill!!!"
Li Jing: "???"
Li Jing looked at his eldest son, who was usually mature and steady.
Right now, he's wiggling his hips and singing like a lunatic.
I was completely dumbfounded.
"this……"
"What are they doing? Are they performing a shamanistic ritual?"
"What harm could this possibly do? Are you trying to make me laugh to death?"
Unexpectedly, Li Jing was about to reprimand him.
Suddenly, I felt an irresistible law of cause and effect descend upon me.
His legs spread apart uncontrollably!
His hands moved uncontrollably to his cheeks!
Then there was Li Jing, the dignified and imposing commander-in-chief of Chentang Pass.
They actually followed Jinzha's rhythm.
They started wildly twisting their hips, face to face!
They even sang along loudly in perfect unison.
"Curry Curry Curry!!!"
boom!
Li Jing's Daoist heart completely collapsed at this moment.
Society is dead!
A wave of overwhelming shame washed over him!
"No!!!"
"What am I doing? Why am I wiggling my butt?!"
"My authority, my dignity as a father, is completely destroyed!!"
Li Jing was internally screaming.
But her body twisted more alluringly than Jinzha's.
At this moment, Zhao Gongming was holding up the photo-recording stone.
They took photos from all sorts of tricky angles.
It was also making a perverted laugh.
"Hehehe, great, that hip twist is perfect!"
"General Li, smile and look at the camera!"
Li Jing looked at the shimmering recording stone.
Two lines of clear tears slid down her cheeks.
He twisted and cried out in despair.
"Yay!!"
"No, you bastard!!!"
"Please don't film me! It's so creepy, please!!"
Cihang, Wenshu, and Taiyi, who were standing by, were just watching the show.
They even provided some commentary on the magical artifacts.
Manjushri stroked his chin.
"Hmm, this rule of forced dance is quite domineering."
"Even the physical memories of a Golden Immortal can be altered."
Cihang nodded.
"Moreover, the dance moves are extremely insulting."
"It's a divine skill used to destroy the enemy's Dao heart."
Taiyi Zhenren laughed heartily.
"That's so funny, Li Jing's waist twisting like that."
"It's even softer than my lotus incarnation!"
When the song ended, Jin Zha finally stopped.
He was breathing heavily.
The initial sense of shame had completely vanished during the dance.
Instead, there was excitement and fervor.
"Cool!"
"No shame whatsoever, only absolute control!"
"This is simply a top-tier divine artifact from the primordial world! Thank you so much, Uncle Zhao, for bestowing this treasure upon us!"
Jinzha excitedly stepped aside.
Li Jing collapsed to the ground with a thud.
He covered his face with his hands, utterly despondent.
I feel ashamed to stay in this house any longer.
"General Li, don't lie down yet!"
Zhao Gongming walked over with a smile.
He patted Muzha on the shoulder.
"Muzha, you go!"
"Your dad seems to have plenty of energy; he can still fight!"
Upon hearing this, Li Jing trembled with fear.
They quickly scrambled backward.
"No, I'm not coming!"
"I refuse, I give up, okay?!"
However, it was too late.
Seeing his elder brother stealing the spotlight, Mu Zha...
They were already bursting with excitement and couldn't contain themselves any longer.
"Father, please forgive me!"
Mu Zha held the substitute holy sword with cherries hanging from it.
He rushed forward in one stride.
Li Jing looked at Mu Zha with a face full of terror.
"You unfilial son, what are you doing?!"
Mu Zha did not swing his sword.
Instead, it suddenly opened its mouth.
The bright red cherry appeared strangely in his mouth.
Immediately afterwards, Mu Zha rolled his eyes.
Her tongue frantically fiddled with the cherry.
It emitted a demonic and perverse sound:
"Lelouchl ...
Li Jing was dumbfounded again.
He stared blankly at his second son's mentally challenged appearance.
I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.
"Is my son... mentally challenged?"
"What the hell is going on?!"
"Can licking a cherry kill someone?!"
hum!
Just as Mu Zha was saying "Lue le le,"...
The space behind him distorted.
It was a creature with bulging muscles all over its body, and it was translucent purple.
A Stand user, embodying violent aesthetics, has been summoned!
Li Jing stared at the body double, completely dumbfounded once again.
"What's the use of this thing?"
"Is it very different from a regular avatar?"
The next moment, Mu Zha's body suddenly leaned backward.
He struck a JOJO-style standing pose with twisted tension.
He pointed at Li Jing and let out a heart-wrenching roar.
"Ora Ora Ora Ora!!!"
"Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big!!!"
boom!
The purple stand-in instantly transformed into a blur and rushed in front of Li Jing.
Those fists, as big as sandbags, came down like a storm.
He swung his fists wildly, creating a sky full of fist shadows.
It all poured over Li Jing's body and face!
Bang bang bang bang!
"Aaaaaah!!!"
Li Jing let out a painful howl like a pig being slaughtered.
This stand's fist not only ignores defense.
Moreover, every punch carries real damage from Muda Muda!
Poor General Li, he was just being controlled to death by his eldest son.
Now he's been beaten so badly by his second son that he's questioning his existence.
In just a short while.
Li Jing was beaten black and blue.
His eyes were dark-circled, and his front teeth were loose.
He lay on the ground, covering his face, which was swollen like a pig's head.
His speech was slurred and he cried out incoherently.
"Stop...stop hitting me..."
"This weapon... is truly amazing..."