landbeastnovel Chapter 132 The Mighty Man's Waaaaah! Bai Ze: I don't think that's necessary!
Chapter 132 The Mighty Man's Waaaaah! Bai Ze: I don't think that's necessary!
Looking at Donghuang Taiyi, who was covering his eyes with his hands and blood gushing out from between his fingers.
Dijiang, lying on the stretcher, was completely dumbfounded.
He scratched his head, looking blankly at Xing Tian, who was also somewhat at a loss.
"this……"
"Brother Xingtian, you haven't even hit him with your hammer yet, how come he's already bleeding?"
"Could this magical artifact also possess the ability to injure people from a distance?"
Not far away, Zhao Gongming was hiding in the clouds, eating melon seeds.
Seeing this, I couldn't help but mentally rant and rave.
"Damn it, is that even a question?!"
"Uncle Xingtian is three zhang tall."
"A burly man with muscles harder than stone."
"Clamping her legs together and acting coy, she even uses a 'clamping' sound to call out 'Little Hammer, I'll punch you in the chest...'"
"This kind of contrasting, perversely delicate image is something even Donghuang Taiyi wouldn't be able to pull off!"
"Even if the Dao Ancestor himself came, a single glance from him would shake his resolve and cause him to gouge out his own eyes on the spot!"
"This is pure visual rape!"
Just then.
Xingtian finally completed that shameful pre-casting animation.
"You big bad guy, I'll kill you!"
boom!
That meteor hammer with a pink bow.
It carries the concept of true damage that ignores defense.
It slammed hard into Donghuang Taiyi's chest, who was still covering his eyes.
"puff!!!"
Donghuang Taiyi was struck as if by lightning.
A mouthful of golden primordial blood gushed out like a fountain.
He was knocked backward by the impact, his chest heaving with blood and qi.
"Second brother!"
Upon seeing this, Di Jun's eyes widened in fury.
他怎幺可能眼睁睁看着自己最疼爱的弟弟挨揍？
"Xingtian, you're asking for death!"
Emperor Jun was furious and was about to unleash his magic weapon to help.
Unexpectedly, Dijiang, who was lying on the stretcher, suddenly shouted.
He roared angrily, full of righteous indignation.
"Stop right there, Dijun! You old bastard, mind your own business!"
Dijiang pointed at Donghuang Taiyi, who was spitting blood after being smashed, and spoke with righteous indignation.
"He married my sister, Houtu!"
"I am his legitimate brother-in-law!"
"The eldest brother is like a father; what's wrong with the eldest brother-in-law disciplining his ignorant brother-in-law?!"
"This is our family matter!"
"What does this have to do with you, you old bird?!"
"If you dare to interfere, you're disrupting their family harmony; you're meddling in other people's business!"
Crack!
Di Jun's step, which he had just taken, came to an abrupt halt in mid-air.
He was completely dumbfounded.
He stared at Dijiang with his mouth agape, his face filled with astonishment.
"This...this..."
"Is there really such a saying?!"
If you want to fight, then fight! Why the hell are you bringing up family ethics with me?!
Just when Di Jun was having an existential crisis.
The demon saint Bai Ze, standing behind him, shook his feather fan.
With a helpless tone, he added insult to injury.
"His Majesty……"
"From a legal and ethical standpoint... what Dijiang said seems to make sense."
"It's only natural for a brother-in-law to beat his sister's husband."
"If you make a move against Dijiang now, word will get out."
"The people of the primordial world will say that you are being unreasonable and bullying your in-laws."
Di Jun: "???"
Di Jun was completely dumbfounded.
"If I were to make a move, I wouldn't even have a legitimate reason to do so?!"
"When did this old brute learn to use his brain?!"
"He actually knows how to use ethics and morality to blackmail me?!"
"Wow, this world is crazy!"
Meanwhile, Xing Tian was in the center of the battlefield.
She is completely immersed in the art of a macho man acting cute and unable to extricate himself.
"Waaaaah~~"
"Oh no, give me another little hammer blow!"
boom! boom! boom!
Xing Tian was frantically emitting nauseatingly cutesy loli voices.
They said all sorts of disgusting things.
He swung a pink meteor hammer.
The hammer kept pounding on Donghuang Taiyi's body.
"puff!"
"vomit!"
Donghuang Taiyi vomited blood incessantly.
It's not just because of actual physical harm.
It was also because of the extreme mental torment!
He stared in horror at the muscular, pretentious man in front of him.
I feel my worldview is crumbling bit by bit, and my Daoist heart is about to collapse!
"Kill me... Go ahead and kill me if you dare!!"
"Please stop whining, please stop whining!"
Donghuang Taiyi let out a desperate wail.
It was precisely at this time.
Dijiang lying on a stretcher.
Turning to look at the female shaman Jiufeng, who was still in a daze, he roared angrily.
"Nine Phoenixes, what are you still hesitating for?!"
"Can't you see your older brother lying here?"
"Hurry up and get that old bastard!"
Jiufeng was brought back to her senses by that shout.
She gritted her teeth and made up her mind.
"Let's give it our all!"
Swish!
Jiufeng immediately summoned the red left-turn light that was flashing red.
She took a deep breath, her once dashing face now showing.
It instantly became extremely distorted, with its facial features squeezed together.
It felt as if they had suffered the most unfair treatment in the world.
They entered a state of extreme agitation.
Immediately afterwards, she looked at Di Jun, who was not far away.
It let out a sharp, piercing, hysterical scream that seemed to penetrate the soul.
"The red light for turning left is the hardest to wait for!!!"
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
That sudden scream.
The decibel level was so high that it seemed to pierce the sky.
Di Jun hadn't even reacted yet.
My ears were ringing from the vibration.
He instinctively covered his ears.
He angrily retorted to Jiu Feng.
"Why are you yelling so loudly?!"
"Are you crazy?!"
Looking at Jiu Feng's face, which was extremely distorted due to his frenzy.
Di Jun couldn't help but gasp, exclaiming that he was an expert.
Holy crap!
"Your expression is so exaggerated! Your mouth is open that wide!"
"What if there was a ferocious beast here?"
"You'll eat them all up in one bite!"
However, it was precisely at this time.
The concept-level magic weapon of the red light for left turns is starting to work!
The Demonic Sound Penetrates the Mind Law, descending instantly!
"Buzz!"
Di Jun felt as if ten thousand steel needles were stabbing him in the head at the same time.
next second.
"Pfft!"
Two streams of blood gushed directly from Di Jun's nostrils.
Then, his eyes, ears, and mouth.
Blood was gushing out uncontrollably!
Blood is flowing from all seven orifices!
"ah!!!"
Di Jun clutched his head, howling in pain.
It felt like my very soul was being torn apart by those piercing sound waves.
He bled as he broke down and cursed.
"What the hell is this abstract magical artifact?!"
"How disgusting! That sound is awful!!"
For a time, at the entrance of the Southern Heavenly Gate of the Demon Court.
It was a horrific and utterly disgraceful spectacle.
Donghuang Taiyi was so thoroughly humiliated by the man's coquettish beatings that he questioned his existence and his Dao heart shattered.
Di Jun was yelled at by the agitated female driver until he bled from all seven orifices and had a splitting headache.
Two demon emperors who were powerful throughout the primordial world.
They are currently suffering inhuman torture.
They didn't even have a chance to fight back.
……
Not far away, Zhao Gongming had already slipped down from the clouds at some point.
He naturally stood side by side with the demon saint Bai Ze.
Both of them were holding a handful of sunflower seeds.
They watched the show with great interest.
Zhao Gongming was eating sunflower seeds.
He nudged Bai Ze with his elbow.
He asked, feigning ignorance.
"Hey, Uncle-Master Bai Ze."
"Look how badly His Majesties have been beaten."
"You are the strategist of the Demon Court, the leader of the Ten Great Demon Saints..."
"Why aren't you going up to help?"
Bai Ze shook the feather fan in his hand.
His gaze swept over Xing Tian, who was whimpering.
Then I looked at Jiufeng, whose features were contorted and who was screaming madly.
He swallowed hard, a chill running down his spine.
Then, Bai Ze calmly turned his head away.
Looking at Zhao Gongming, he said in a serious tone.
"I think... there's no need for that."
"His Majesty and the others... should be able to handle it."
"After all, this is a trial they must undergo as demon emperors."