landbeastnovel Chapter 131 The Mighty Man's Waaaaah! Donghuang Tai 1: Ah! My eyes!
Chapter 131 The Mighty Man's Waaaaah! Donghuang Tai 1: Ah! My eyes!
After listening to Zhao Gongming's explanation of the functions of these two magical treasures...
A detailed explanation of the side effects.
The whole room fell into a brief silence.
Zhao Gongming originally thought that he would be punched in the chest by a small hammer.
The red light for turning left is the hardest to wait for.
Shame is a side effect that undermines the dignity of the great shaman.
Xing Tian and Jiu Feng had to hesitate, and even looked troubled.
However, the next second.
"What a wonderful baby!"
He was several meters tall, with bulging muscles.
The muscular Xing Tian, whose enormous head on his neck was completely intact.
He grabbed the pink meteor hammer.
A fanatical light blazed in his eyes!
"Ignoring defense, forcing true damage critical hits?!"
"This is practically a tailor-made armor-piercing weapon for me!"
The female shaman Jiufeng next to her also snatched the traffic light, her face full of excitement.
His dashing face was filled with eagerness.
"Bleeding from all seven orifices, mental breakdown?"
"This is totally my style!"
"Isn't this much more effective than using poison?"
"A large-area AOE hard crowd control!"
As for side effects?
The two great shamans didn't even flinch.
There was absolutely no fear of social death.
Only heartfelt admiration for the power of abstract magical artifacts.
"..."
Zhao Gongming looked at the two great shamans who were rubbing their hands together excitedly.
I was completely dumbfounded.
"Holy crap?"
"Are there really beings who are completely unafraid of dying at the hands of society?"
"Just how thick are the nerves of the Witch Clan?!"
Just when Zhao Gongming was having an existential crisis.
Dijiang happily joined in.
He patted Xing Tian and Jiu Feng on the shoulders with great excitement and made a loud suggestion.
"Great! With such a powerful tool, we're like a tiger with wings!"
"Brothers, why don't we head to the Demon Court now?"
"It just so happens that I've always had a problem with that old bastard Dijun."
"I have to go and put some pressure on him today!"
Zhao Gongming was even more shocked, and his mouth twitched wildly.
"You're all just a bunch of brutes!"
"I didn't even practice the skill level after just getting the equipment."
"Are you going straight for a tower dive and a kill?"
Just then, Dijiang turned his head.
With a face full of anticipation, he asked Zhao Gongming:
"Brother Zhao, want to come along and see what's going on?"
Seeing Zhao Gongming's somewhat hesitant expression.
Dijiang quickly patted his chest and made various promises with great conviction.
"Don't worry, brother!"
"After being ganged up on last time, I've already learned my lesson and completely turned over a new leaf!"
"If I go to the Demon Court now, I absolutely will not fight, and I absolutely will not extort money from anyone!"
"My main purpose right now is simply to disgust others!"
"Just lying on the ground and letting them praise me, giving me some emotional support, will make me perfectly content!"
After hearing this, Zhao Gongming was speechless for a moment, but...
After thinking about it carefully, he really couldn't find a single word to refute it!
After all, this is Dijiang's current tactic.
Indeed, no one suffered any substantial property loss.
Its main focus is on spiritual pollution.
Moreover, the thought of seeing Dijun in person was also something to behold.
The frustrated expressions on Donghuang Taiyi and the others' faces.
Zhao Gongming's inner fun-loving DNA began to beat wildly.
"I really want to see it..."
Dijiang was an incredibly shrewd person.
He saw through Zhao Gongming's thoughts at a glance.
He simply stretched out his thick arm.
He put his arm around Zhao Gongming's shoulder.
He winked and made faces mischievously.
"Hehehe..."
"Nephew, you actually really want to see the abstract magic weapon you created."
"You must have been displaying your supernatural powers in the Demon Court, huh?"
Zhao Gongming immediately straightened his back.
I straightened my clothes.
He stated it in a serious and righteous manner.
"Uncle-Master, stop talking nonsense!"
"I am a member of the orthodox lineage of the Xuanmen (Taoist school)."
"I am the chief disciple of the Jie Sect, and I am a respectable person!"
"How can anyone have such a low-class taste as to watch others make fools of themselves?"
Dijiang immediately understood and leaned close to his ear, whispering something in his ear.
"When we arrive at the Demon Court, I'll arrange the best viewing spot for you."
"Plus, unlimited servings of top-grade immortal melon seeds!"
Zhao Gongming's originally serious face instantly broke down, and he immediately beamed with joy.
He put his arm around Dijiang's shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.
"My uncle has a really good eye for people!"
"Let's go!"
……
Beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens, at the Southern Heavenly Gate of the Demon Court.
Dijiang, accompanied by Zhao Gongming, and followed by the imposing Xingtian and Jiufeng, swaggered down.
"Dijun, Taiyi!"
"You old, scruffy birds, get out here and greet my guests!"
Dijiang, hands on his hips, arrogantly began to challenge them.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
As soon as he finished speaking, three powerful quasi-saint auras erupted from the depths of the Demon Court.
Immediately afterwards, Di Jun put on the armor that made him more and more excited as the fight progressed.
Donghuang Taiyi was carrying Liu Haizhu's cleaver.
And Bai Ze was clutching the pink fairy dress tightly in his hand, his face full of grief and indignation.
The three of them rushed out aggressively.
The three stood in a row, their eyes fixed on Dijiang as if they wanted to devour him.
Di Jun pointed at Di Jiang's nose and angrily rebuked him.
"Dijiang, how dare you show your face here?!"
"You've been so disgusting lately, you know that?!"
"They're disgusting people, absolutely disgusting!"
"Lying down wherever you go, have you no shame as a dignified ancestral witch?!"
Faced with Di Jun's angry rebuke.
Dijiang nonchalantly extended his little finger.
He picked his nose inelegantly, then flicked it with his finger.
He tilted his head, wearing a smug, arrogant expression, and said in a low voice.
"Face? What would I need that thing for?"
"I love seeing you all looking down on me but unable to do anything about it!"
"Seeing you all suffer makes me feel better!"
"Even more comfortable than eating ginseng fruit, hehe!"
These words were spoken.
Donghuang Taiyi, who was already short-tempered, was instantly enraged.
With bloodshot eyes, it was the prelude to entering mad dog mode.
"This is outrageous!"
"Brother, stop wasting your breath on him, let me kill him!"
Donghuang Taiyi suddenly raised Liu Haizhu's cleaver, about to shout "I'll kill you!"
However, Dijiang was ten thousand times faster than him!
"Ouch! The Demon King is hitting someone!!"
Pfft!
Dijiang skillfully threw the stretcher onto the ground.
She lay down on it, feeling incredibly smooth, and started rolling around wildly.
hum!
The karmic order of Heaven is instantly locked in!
Donghuang Taiyi, who had just raised his cleaver, suddenly froze.
He was completely immobilized in place, unable to move even a finger.
"Holy crap?!"
Taiyi rolled his eyes in anger.
"Not this again?!"
Dijiang lay on the stretcher, smugly crossing his legs.
He turned his head and patted Xing Tian's thick thigh next to him.
"Come on, bro!"
"Give them a job!"
Hearing his elder brother's command.
Xing Tian, a burly man several meters tall with muscles as hard as granite, strode forward.
Di Jun, Tai Yi, and Bai Ze all stared warily at Xing Tian.
I wonder what this brute is up to.
Xing Tian took a deep breath.
He pulled out a pink meteor hammer with a bow from behind his back.
Then, to the utter astonishment of everyone in the Demon Court...
This ancient, muscular man actually clamped his thick legs together.
She twisted her waist, which was as thick as a water bucket.
She forced a shy and affected expression onto her face.
He raised his pink meteor hammer and shouted in a sweet, soul-stirring voice.
"They want to use a small hammer..."
"I'll give you a good punch on the chest~~"
"You big bad guy, waaaaah!"
"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death!"
boom!
The scene, the sound.
This is absolutely nuclear-level mental pollution!
Donghuang Taiyi was frozen in place.
He stared intently at Xing Tian, the muscular man who was whimpering.
Before Xing Tian's meteor hammer could even strike...
"Pfft!"
Two streams of bright red blood shot out directly from Donghuang Taiyi's eye sockets!
He closed his eyes in pain.
It let out a heart-wrenching scream.
"ah!!!"
"My eyes, my eyes are blind!!!"
"Dijiang, you have such ruthless methods!!!"